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Fly Jeans

You say can we go shopping For what is my reply some new jeans that my friend just bought They make her look so fly I say lets go, do you know the store And please don't make me choose Before we go I'm telling you we're not shopping for shoes I take a slow, long deep breath As we walk in the store Dam your friend has rich tastes My wallet's felt this pain before You squeeze into the fly jeans As you turn around and say Does my bum look big in these babe Now I should run away Does my bum look big in these babe Once again I hear you ask No it don't my darling It's the fat around your a--

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 8/1/2012 2:49:00 PM
very funny!
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