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It’s time for my next colonoscopy
Oh, how I dread the cost to me.
Must I drink all that stuff?
Wouldn’t a pint be enough?
I fear my insides may be lost to me.
 

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Date: 8/29/2015 10:45:00 PM
LOVE THIS ONE. My hubbie had his a few months back. Hilarious afterward!!!
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/29/2015 10:59:00 PM
Indeed. One never feels quite so mortal as when having a colonoscopy. My last one reminded me that it was time to remodel the bathroom. Thanks for your kind comment, Andrea. Hugs.
Date: 8/23/2015 4:22:00 AM
imagine yourself the tube and visit the adventure
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Date: 8/14/2015 4:04:00 AM
this is hilarious Paul - made me laugh out loud :-) :-) hugs Jan xx
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/17/2015 8:33:00 PM
Jan, I couldn't be happier for you--getting the opportunity to write again with Darren Watson. Wonderful news! For multiple reasons you will never forget the day your interview aired. . . . Thank you for your thoughtful inquiry re. my health. I'm fine. It's gracious (and typical) of you to ask. Hugs, always.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/15/2015 3:48:00 AM
Paul I've just noticed your comment to Brandy - hope all is well with you! Hugs jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 8/15/2015 3:43:00 AM
Oh you are too kind with your praise Paul. I have many issues at the moment with dad's will and now I have to clear mum's house as it has hopefully been sold BUT the best thing to happen to me is to write with Darren Watson again as jadazzle united - after battling ill health for over a year we have finally written 2 poems together - hearing from him on the day my interview was aired ( the first time since October) was simply a dream come true - we are now in pretty regular contact and I can't stop smiling! :-) hugs Jan xx
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 8/14/2015 9:13:00 PM
I appreciate and value your comment, Jan. In fact, I appreciate and value anything you put into words. I hope all is well with you and your loved ones in the land where English is spoken and written with a touch of reverence.