Florida Man 2
An ATM laughed at his check,
so Florida man said, “The heck?”
He took out his hatchet
to try to unlatch it,
So the cops bounced him onto the deck.
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Actual headline: "Florida Man Attacks ATM with Hatchet After it Refuses to Take His Check"
Copyright © Jeff Kyser | Year Posted 2022
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