Flip Flopping Shoes

Why is it so When we put on a shoe, We love how it looks Because it’s brand new, Some heels are three inches And a long pointy toe, Others are sandal like With the soul being low, We squeeze in our foot In order to fit, We wear them out once Then in the closet they’ll sit, There are so many colors And shapes and designs, We’ll put out good money To own all these kinds, So when ranking my shoes From bottom to top, The most comfortable pair Is my cheapest Flip Flop!