Flies

In the Australian summer
you’ll always have some mates,
they will ride upon your back 
and then fly to your plates
at your picnic in the outdoors,
and there’ll never be a truce,
when you’re putting out the food,
and both hands are in use.

Bloody flies get in your eyes,
up your nose, between your toes;
eat your pasties, eat your pies,
those bloody rotten little flies!

When the lawns need mowing
and the mower will not start,
you pull the thing to pieces,
and when it’s all apart,
you need full concentration,
for nuts and bolts and springs;
with spanners in both hands
you can’t swat the flamin’ things.

And they don’t mind my sandwich
after eating horse manure,
and of course the barby meat
becomes their ideal lure.
When a fly goes down my throat
I near choke to get it clear,
and reckon that they cross the line
when swimming in my beer.

So to avagoodweekend
oh, its gunna be so hard,
amongst a mist of fly spray
and a coat of aeroguard.
Flies dying in their thousands,
become one big mistake;
their mates turn up from miles away 
to join in at the wake.

Bloody flies get in your eyes,
up your nose, between your toes;
eat your pasties, eat your pies,
those bloody rotten little flies!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Duggan Avatar
January 26, 2016 at 10:25 PM
Oh Lindsay how Australian is this poem, we have fly swats inside and outside, fly spray inside and outside and we still can't keep those pesky insects away so I guess we have to live with them, great poem mate, take care.......Vera
Vaso Avatar
January 26, 2016 at 10:07 PM
Ok was a few days ago, thus a few bottles of wine ago, so I forgot! LOL cheers mate!
Vaso Avatar
January 26, 2016 at 7:52 PM
Did I soup mail you the link?
Laurie Avatar
January 26, 2016 at 9:16 PM
G'day Arthur ... yes you did and I put up a comment. I really did enjoy your poem - Lindsay
Vaso Avatar
January 17, 2016 at 7:29 PM
Well we have mosquitoes here, 1000 times bigger than aussie flies, in fact they so big that have landing lights on their wings!!!! will soup mail you) Loved this poem!
Laurie Avatar
January 26, 2016 at 7:15 PM
Thank you Arthur ... we have mozzies here too; only small, but use megaphones to advise their arrival. Thanks for your comment - Lindsay
Yuhas Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 3:43 PM
Good one Lindsay, I can almost taste the flies now.
Laurie Avatar
January 26, 2016 at 7:10 PM
Hello Pete ... the trouble is Pete, if you don't watch what these pesky flies are up to, you taste what they have been drooling on - Lindsay
Babcock Avatar
January 12, 2016 at 2:19 PM
Had me laughing on this one. Darn those pesky flies they get into everything. Can relate to this one. love phyl
Laurie Avatar
January 26, 2016 at 7:07 PM
Thank you Phyllis; I guess all the world has a version of an irritating fly and they do use our food as a playground - Lindsay
Dietrich Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 6:53 PM
you are SO GOOD at what you do. FAVE on this one!!
Laurie Avatar
January 26, 2016 at 6:53 PM
Hello Andrea ... thanks for stopping by with another kind comment - Lindsay
Callus Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 1:13 PM
Great write, as usual, Lindsay! I hate flies; they manage to get me irritable and spoil a good meal. I have tried tricking them by preparing a small saucer with appetizing stuff on it to attract them to it, but the blighters prefer my plate to it!! // paul
Laurie Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 6:46 PM
G'day Paul ... very, very hard to trick these little blighters. They do have a tendency to enjoy baiting us by helping us eat our tucker but we don't know where they've been beforehand - thank you Paul - Lindsay
Marcum Wong Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 3:41 AM
I can't abide them landing on my food or me. My husband told me when he worked in Guam that the small flies there are not only pesky, they bite! Great writing my friend! We have to keep mosquitos away here.
Laurie Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 6:38 PM
Hello Connie ... flies are worse than ever this year so there's constantly waving in front of the face, and as for mozzies; one in the bedroom at night is enough to send me crazy - thanks again Connie - Lindsay
Nunez Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 1:59 AM
lol! Oh I missed your writes, Lindsay! This sure gave me a nice chuckle! To borrow Viv's word, absobloodylutely fun write! :-)
Laurie Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 6:32 PM
Hello there Kim ... I missed you also, and Kim; if you know anything about these pesky flies you'll understand why I wrote this - catch you soon Kim - Lindsay
Sage Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 1:30 AM
amusing though...but beautiful lyric...nice write Lindsay
Laurie Avatar
January 10, 2016 at 6:28 PM
Hello white sage ... nice to meet you and thank you for your kind comment. I'll catch up with you soon - Lindsay
Woods    Avatar
January 9, 2016 at 11:09 PM
lol My better half has popped over to your part of the world for 10 days. I'll have to ask her how she is getting on with the flies. Once again I enjoyed the humour here Lindsay.
Laurie Avatar
January 9, 2016 at 11:33 PM
Hello Mark ... the bush fly is at its worst for years here. If your better half has no complaints then let us know where she is so we can ship a million or two flies to her. They will enjoy her company - thanks mate - Lindsay
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