Flicker

You were successful
At flicking 
All of your 
Boogers away
Until you met me
And
Ate one


for "zaniest poetry" contest
(posted 11/27/11 but written over 15 years ago)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 12/23/2011 4:05:00 AM
Too funny!
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Date: 12/3/2011 1:58:00 PM
Gross! but congrats on your win! Kim
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Date: 12/2/2011 9:42:00 PM
Congratulations, Susan, sure wish he'd put you at fifth! I just read all of them and realized mine was not zany enough. that's why I couldn't win. I just don't know how to do stupid poems. I mean, I read a few that were really stupid. But most of them were actually really COOL even though silly, yours included!
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Date: 12/2/2011 6:15:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Frank's "Zaniest Poetry" contest Susan. Love, Carol
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Date: 12/2/2011 5:38:00 AM
Urgh but congrats on your win x
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Date: 12/2/2011 5:16:00 AM
Susan congrats on your win...yuk...David
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Date: 11/28/2011 11:08:00 AM
hahaha! Thank you so much for the laughs, Susan!! I just had to burst out laughing here-- ewww-- icky, salty boogers o_O hahaha -- this is so cool seems like it was just written yesterday! ;)
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Date: 11/27/2011 11:09:00 PM
nice' good luck in the contest
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Date: 11/27/2011 3:51:00 PM
oh, my gosh, Zany and disgusting too. hahaha. YOu are sure silly sometimes. What a great post.
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Date: 11/27/2011 2:29:00 PM
But you're a cute little booger.
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