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Flea Limerick

Is that a flea on me?
Get off of me you flea
'Cause I'll crush your crust
And I'll flick your dust
Then You'll see I don't like fleas


Rockman  :-)

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Andrea Dietrich

August 30, 2013 at 9:47 AM

fun one!! And one I never caught of yours before. Also I see belated congrats are in order. CONGRATS from when you won Moses' contest with this.

Andrea Dietrich

August 30, 2013 at 9:47 AM

btw, I watched a documentary the other day and they actually DO train fleas to dance in a tiny circus act but it's all done with tiny wires.

Sara Kendrick

October 26, 2011 at 12:54 PM

Congrats on your winning work..Sara

Carol Sunshine Brown

October 26, 2011 at 6:23 AM

Congratulations on your win in Moses' "Limericks" contest Rockman. Love, Carol

John Freeman

October 25, 2011 at 6:59 PM

'Cause I'll crush your crust. Haaa! nice line Rockman. Thanksfor your support, the pleasure was mine in reading. Agape, Moses

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

October 25, 2011 at 9:20 AM

Congrats Rockman on a wonderful win with this witty Limerick for the contest luv.. enjoyed..

Jslambert Mister Roboto

April 27, 2011 at 12:19 PM

my son likes this one. (as do I) ~JSLambert. I've been sharing your stuff quite a bit today...hope u don't mind. You don't happen to be from S.C.? I ask b/c one of your poems speaks of the Sunday liquor law. SC is the only place I have lived with this "problem" :)