Flea Limerick

Is that a flea on me?
Get off of me you flea
'Cause I'll crush your crust
And I'll flick your dust
Then You'll see I don't like fleas


Rockman  :-)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011



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Date: 8/30/2013 9:47:00 AM
fun one!! And one I never caught of yours before. Also I see belated congrats are in order. CONGRATS from when you won Moses' contest with this.
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Date: 8/30/2013 9:47:00 AM
btw, I watched a documentary the other day and they actually DO train fleas to dance in a tiny circus act but it's all done with tiny wires.
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Date: 10/26/2011 12:54:00 PM
Congrats on your winning work..Sara
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Date: 10/26/2011 6:23:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Moses' "Limericks" contest Rockman. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/25/2011 6:59:00 PM
'Cause I'll crush your crust. Haaa! nice line Rockman. Thanksfor your support, the pleasure was mine in reading. Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/25/2011 9:20:00 AM
Congrats Rockman on a wonderful win with this witty Limerick for the contest luv.. enjoyed..
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Date: 4/27/2011 12:19:00 PM
my son likes this one. (as do I) ~JSLambert. I've been sharing your stuff quite a bit today...hope u don't mind. You don't happen to be from S.C.? I ask b/c one of your poems speaks of the Sunday liquor law. SC is the only place I have lived with this "problem" :)
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Date: 4/18/2011 2:45:00 PM
Ever tried gettin rid of those pesky fellas? It is a nightmare. Thanks for the write. Oh! I detest FLEAS! Gwendolen
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