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Flatulent Chaos

Flatulent chaos came late last night. My Lola Beans she jumped in fright. A forceful toot so grand and loud. Followed by a gaseous cloud. it knocked poor Lilly right to the floor. I followed suit and crawled for the door. A pungent blast from my wife’s sweet rear. Enveloped us all as we shook in fear. The magical fruit struck once again. All loyalty gone each left to fend. She landed hard and got the bends. Stranded now was man’s best friend. On her own and left for dead. The bedroom now a fart’s beachhead. Only two escaped this atomic mass. My poor sweet Lola, trapped in the gas.

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Date: 5/25/2020 8:02:00 AM
LOL! "got the bends" is the funniest! I'm assuming Lily and Lola are the dogs; have I mentioned the gratification I get farting in the dog's face? ;D, Enjoyed this, keeping it real... funny. xomo <3
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/25/2020 8:14:00 AM
And yes they are my furry friends. They both pack a lot of gas as well.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/25/2020 8:12:00 AM
I figured we needed a good blast of laughs
Date: 5/25/2020 7:59:00 AM
ha ha ha you out trumped yourself with this tooty hooty lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 5/25/2020 8:11:00 AM
Inspired by true events last night. LOL