Flabulous

When someone says, “You look flabulous”! Is it just a slip of the tongue Or are they trying to let you know You're not trim like when you were young! Words can be cruel and hurtful at times Specially if they're close to the truth Sometimes they can hurt you so badly You get into the gin and vermouth! This worldwide scourge of obesity Is as serious as it's ever been On average about sixty percent of us Can be considered anything but lean! It's a scourge that afflicting all mankind In this world of instant things Microwave meals at your fingertips You're eating at the sound of the ding! So when someone says, “You look flabulous”! It's a warning your life is in danger Get on that bike or run a few miles Take this advice from this flabulous stranger!