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Five Limericks Part Two

Inspired by Joseph Mays Limerick 11 contest and a bonus one. NOT FOR CONTEST ................................................................ A randy old dentist called Keith Drugged patients and played with their feet Sucked the toe of a marine Who then woke up looking mean Now poor Keith no longer has teeth . A dashing lawyer who was good at his job But was only because of his big gob He got a man ten years Then he broke down in tears He found out he was the head of the mob. There was once a barber from Zaire Who in life just didn't give a care In his chair a man sat Knocked him out with a bat Stripped him off and shaved off all his hair . A doctor who was always in a hurry Got called out to a farm for Mrs Murray She was pale and quite ill So he gave her a pill Then rushed off and fell face down in cows slurry. There was once a mean sponsor called X He decided soup members he'd vex Gave them all an N/A They cried out in dismay He was sent via soupmail a hex. Written on 9th January 2019.

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/16/2019 8:40:00 PM

G'day Tom … you've been busy old Son. Keep it up; I love 'em - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/17/2019 2:15:00 AM

Thanks Lindsay, glad you enjoyed them. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/16/2019 6:32:00 PM

Oh Tom....your last one has got to be the best! I laughed so hard having gathered a great deal of N/A's myself. I can relate Lol! I enjoyed these so much. That last one can stand alone! Cheers xxoo ; )

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/17/2019 2:15:00 AM

Thanks Connie, glad you enjoyed it, Ive a few N/As myself lol.

Vladislav Raven

Date: 1/10/2019 2:48:00 PM

Hi Tom, I had to come and check out the next five limericks after having such fun reading the first, well, my friend, still laughing, now at these five gems from your pen. You have surely given me a laugh this evening Tom. Excellent my friend. have a wonderful Thursday. Your friend always....Mike.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/10/2019 2:59:00 PM

Thank you very much Mike, don't know where they came from, wrote one then another, I couldn't stop lol. Happy that you enjoyed them. Tom.

P.S. Awtry

Date: 1/10/2019 7:52:00 AM

O my goodness—Keith should have NOT messed with a marine! You’ve made me smile this morning. :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/10/2019 8:11:00 AM

Thanks P.S. Glad I gave you a laugh this morning. Tom

Timothy Mcguire

Date: 1/10/2019 2:31:00 AM

Well, WELL, done mate!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/10/2019 2:55:00 AM

Thanks Timothy. Tom.

Eve Roper

Date: 1/9/2019 11:35:00 PM

I like all of them, but the best is the hex :) . Hugs Eve

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/10/2019 2:13:00 AM

Thanks Eve, that one came to me yesterday, not aimed at anyone lol. Hope all's well. Tom.

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/9/2019 4:42:00 PM

Lol! Tom, These are beyond funny! You are so good at this form. I liked them all but I'm with Andrea, I liked the last one the best:-) Alexis

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/10/2019 2:09:00 AM

Thanks Alexis, It was pure fiction, the last one but Andrea thought of some one lol. Tom.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/9/2019 3:31:00 PM

haha. I love the last one. I can think of one sponsor like that!! Also I really liked the one about the lawyer!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/9/2019 4:07:00 PM

Thanks Andrea, I was hoping the last one was fiction lol. Tom.

Nette Onclaud

Date: 1/9/2019 1:40:00 PM

tom, fun-filled lims...this kind of mood will make you real well... huggs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/9/2019 2:03:00 PM

Thanks Nette, hope you've recovered from celebrating your birthday. I'm ok thanks, intending to go out cycling tomorrow so that's a good sign. Tom.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/9/2019 1:37:00 PM

- Tom, these are so good .... where does it come from ... an enviable fantasy :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/9/2019 2:01:00 PM

Thanks Sunshine, I've always tried to look at life from a humourous perspective and its spilling out in my writing. Tom.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 1/9/2019 11:45:00 AM

These are all so cute, Tom! Love the dentist with no teeth and the barber who lost his hair. The last verse had me laughing out loud. So which will you enter? I think you can have two. Great work, my friend. Hugs, Carolyn

Tom Cunningham
Date: 1/9/2019 12:01:00 PM

Thanks Carolyn, can't enter any they must be ABCDE, FGHIJ.etc, working on that one. Tom.