Barbara Gorelick Poet Footle

Five Fabulous Funny Footles

New guy
I lie

Can't cook
Need book

Tried pie
Oh my!

Forsake
My cake

I slice
Cut twice

Grill steak?
Mistake

Short date
Not great

I failed
He bailed

New man
A plan

I shout
Take out!

Stay Out Of The Kitchen...for contest
6/9/15

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Paul Callus June 14, 2015 at 5:14 AM Very entertaining kitchen footles, Barbara! That's where most of the fun is to be found! Congrats on a fine win. // paul

Andrea Dietrich June 11, 2015 at 11:30 PM REally really enjoyed YOURS, dear!!! Big congrats.

Casarah Nance June 11, 2015 at 4:40 PM LOL funny nice job

Jan Allison June 11, 2015 at 3:10 PM very funny string of footles Barbara:-) Congratulations:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Ryerson June 11, 2015 at 3:08 PM Couldn't take the heat, so you got out of the kitchen huh? This is the most clever and funny series I've read so far my friend and I'm not a BIT surprised that it is a... WINNER!! - Tim

Skat A June 11, 2015 at 2:56 PM nice win

Huberta Van Akkeren June 10, 2015 at 8:15 PM very funny...good story...good luck cheers H

Skat A June 10, 2015 at 12:07 AM LOL, i like ---I failed He bailed <--- story of my life... JK

Andrea Dietrich June 9, 2015 at 6:09 PM this is one of the best story footles I have seen. Awesome, Barbara. Barbara Gorelick June 9, 2015 at 8:11 PM thanks, based on a true experience...sort of.. haha. Barbara

Tim Smith June 9, 2015 at 5:18 PM haha...these are great Barbara Gorelick June 9, 2015 at 8:11 PM thanks Tim, actually I am a good cook..but I wasn't when I was younr.

Robert Stoner Jr June 9, 2015 at 3:52 PM well written BG loved it, good luck in the contest :o)

Christopher Randall June 9, 2015 at 3:29 PM Hahaha yes! This blew mine out of the water! Kudos! Thanks for the laugh Barbara Gorelick June 9, 2015 at 8:13 PM thanks Chris, I always get a kick out of footles.I will check yours out..