Fires Buring Birght

I look out my window in Medford Oregon at the unnaturally dark smoke-filled skies Seems almost like the end of the world Out here in the smoke-filled skies Of the west And realize that that the entire west coast Is burning up Quote the Donald,. "Give me clean, beautiful and healthy air - not the same old climate change (global warming) ********! I am tired of hearing this nonsense." I consult the Donald for further wisdom and advice and find that this is what he had to say . "Well, I think the climate change is just a very, very expensive form of tax. A lot of people are making a lot of money. I know much about climate change. I'd be—received environmental awards. And I often joke that this is done for the benefit of China. Obviously, I joke. But this is done for the benefit of China, because China does not do anything to help climate change. They burn everything you could burn; they couldn't care less. They have very—you know, their standards are nothing. But they—in the meantime, they can undercut us on price. So, it's very hard on our business." Ah it all makes sense Climate change is a Chinese hoax So, they can destroy the US economy Thanks to our dear great leader’s wisdom I am relieved And realize that it will all be alright If I just follow the wisdom Of our dear leader