Fillers Forgotten

Fillers overlooked Reading the papers and the news on TV channels the festive season has begun like an eager tractor there is little time for those caught up in wars; we will remember them at the dinner table. A woman was given £8 million as a divorce settlement she had had aroma - therapy worthy of a queen. The knee caps of Queen Nefertiti has been found glinting white In the sand. Now there is a hunt for her thigh bones and perhaps a tuft of hair where her vagina used to be. The finder would be the archaeologist of the year and have his/her picture in the paper plus a story to tell of daring do and near misses and a place at the board of the Guardian which made me think if the highborn has classier knee caps the rest of us.