Fifty Ways

"Fifty ways to leave your lover"
is such a sad song to sing
fifty ways to break her heart
too many ways to create misery
you wish you knew a better way

I love five/ a new five letter word Acrostic Contest.
Host: Andrea Dietrich
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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September 20, 2013 at 10:12 PM
Richard, congratulations with your Acrostic poem *** LOVE ***LINDA
A  Avatar
September 20, 2013 at 4:13 PM
Richard, Congratulations, with your awesome and fun Acrostic ........ luv ~SKAT~
Lamoureux Avatar
September 20, 2013 at 5:18 PM
Thanks SKAT
Gorelick Avatar
September 16, 2013 at 7:38 AM
Congrats to you..I always enjoyed that song. Not sure why..lol. BG
Lamoureux Avatar
September 16, 2013 at 8:22 AM
It is kinda catchy.
Guzzi Avatar
September 15, 2013 at 8:56 AM
I guess if they still love you there is no good way? [though I have known men to be so miserable to you, they forced YOU into leaving them! ] Congrad's on your win! Light & Love
Lamoureux Avatar
September 15, 2013 at 9:14 AM
That is a sad commentary on men. Hopefully that has only been a limited example of how you have witnessed men behaving.
Morgan Avatar
September 15, 2013 at 4:12 AM
Congrats on your win.Morgan
Lamoureux Avatar
September 15, 2013 at 7:17 AM
Thanks Danesh
Dietrich Avatar
September 15, 2013 at 4:02 AM
hey , richard. I enjoyed this one. I sure do remember this song from so long ago!! I always found that song to be rather funny instead of sad! congrats in my contest.
Lamoureux Avatar
September 15, 2013 at 7:19 AM
I found it sad as well.
Macfarlane Avatar
September 5, 2013 at 9:40 AM
Unfortunately there is no easy way, song is playing in my head right now, funny how in the song he is asking a woman about the fifty ways,which poses the question do woman have more ways to end it then men?.....LOL. Great write Rick. Hugs
Lamoureux Avatar
September 15, 2013 at 7:19 AM
Probably, women are very creative. Nowadays they will probably just text the guy.
Anglesey Avatar
September 5, 2013 at 6:40 AM
Hadn't heard that song in years ... first thing I thought, after I smiled, was "Get a new plan Stan, don't try to be coy Roy"....a very enjoyable and creative acrostic that filled my head with so many things :)
Lamoureux Avatar
September 5, 2013 at 7:43 AM
That's great! Glad I could bring some music to your day.
Kearley Avatar
September 4, 2013 at 2:07 PM
It should say "50 ways to (please) your lover." That would be more pleasant. Nice write!
Lamoureux Avatar
September 5, 2013 at 7:45 AM
That sounds like a lot more fun. I only know about 30 ways. You'll have to send me a few pointers*lol*
Jones Avatar
September 3, 2013 at 3:49 PM
Thanks Richard...now that drop off the key lee..and all the other crazy lyrics are stuck in my head!!!!...great job on the poem though....winner..:-)
Lamoureux Avatar
September 4, 2013 at 7:43 AM
Ha ha, glad to entertain!
Sirak Avatar
September 3, 2013 at 5:06 AM
Wonderful! You exposed the sadness within the song with the catchy, upbeat tune.
Lamoureux Avatar
September 3, 2013 at 7:05 AM
Thanks Monterey.
Fiery Avatar
September 3, 2013 at 12:38 AM
. ..it's always easy to leave or lose at any point of time..all the best with this one !
Fiery Avatar
September 4, 2013 at 8:30 AM
Becoz it's always difficult to get a true lover..but easy to lose .....people don't value for true love...( telling u from my experience :(
Lamoureux Avatar
September 3, 2013 at 7:05 AM
Easy?
Hamilton Avatar
September 2, 2013 at 5:39 PM
sad and powerful write Richard gl in contest Shadow x smile
Lamoureux Avatar
September 2, 2013 at 6:00 PM
Thanks Shadow. I can always use a bit of luck.
Tacito Avatar
September 2, 2013 at 5:23 PM
Such is the common tactic from humanity's sheep where they play detective in search for mistakes of another person's heart rather than cherishing the beauty of their heart. Great piece.
Tacito Avatar
September 3, 2013 at 9:13 AM
I agree. The only sub-category for pain, is time. How long will it last. I prefer good outcomes over "lesser of two evils". Or, in this case, 50 evils. :)
Lamoureux Avatar
September 2, 2013 at 6:07 PM
Thanks Drake, maybe they came up with fifty ways in hopes of finding the way that would cause the least amount of pain. Personally I think that would be impossible, the pain is always felt.
Onclaud Avatar
September 2, 2013 at 1:34 PM
I heard this song before and your take on the theme is mellow and enduring... paul simon will be proud, rich... well done; so unique! !..:) huggs
Lamoureux Avatar
September 2, 2013 at 6:08 PM
I forgot who wrote the song, thanks for the reminder.
Manassian Avatar
September 2, 2013 at 12:53 PM
WOW! Fifty ways, eh? It is a very sad song, Richard....great write, though...Good luck on this one from Andrea! Line before the last...that TO is missing an extra O... ;) TOO...I responded to your soup mail. Have a great day!
Lamoureux Avatar
September 2, 2013 at 1:14 PM
Thanks Eileen;0)
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