Fifty Shades of Brown

A novel that I haven’t read
Is Fifty Shades of Grey.
I know what it’s about, but why the grey?
I couldn’t say.

The only greys that I could name
Are charcoal, smoke or ash.
But fifty shades of brown?
Now, I could name them in a flash!

There’s mocha, chocolate, bittersweet,
Mahogany and umber;
Burnt sienna, saddle and
More tans that I could number.

Butterscotch and caramel,
Espresso, cocoa, rust;
Copper, coffee, khaki, chestnut – 
There are more, I trust.

Cinnamon and chicory,
Malt and dirt and clay;
Sand and nutmeg, earth and mud
And one I cannot say.

Camouflage, bamboo and beige,
Bronze and fox and mink;
Camel, pecan, palomino – 
Time to stop, I think.

I’ve made my point; as colors go,
I think it’s fair to say
That Fifty Shades of Brown makes sense
Much more than Shades of Grey!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Ligon Avatar
October 19, 2013 at 10:07 PM
Probably a good thing you haven't read it : ) . Clever poem.
A   Avatar
October 16, 2013 at 9:20 PM
this is a very nice win...Linda
Jones Avatar
October 16, 2013 at 8:02 PM
Wow....amazing.....congratulations Ilene....
A  Avatar
October 15, 2013 at 10:11 PM
Ilene.. :) Congratulations! --LOVE-- ~SKAT~
Oyewole Avatar
May 9, 2013 at 12:34 PM
Congrats on your win.
A   Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 9:06 PM
Ilene, congratulations... LINDA
Johnson Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 8:24 PM
I haven't read it either but I have certainly indulged my sweet tooth with enough browns to feed a small country. Congratulations on your big and well deserved win. Lo0ve, joyce
Ryerson Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 6:50 PM
my head is spinning first verse my fav how you do that you are too funny i'm brown with envy oops wrong color i meant gray what one you cannot say oh crap guess i'll have to guess congrats to my dear friend ilene i could go on and on please help me i can't stop sincerely tim ry...
Gildersleeve Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 6:19 PM
Cleverly written Ilene. It put a smile on my face. Congratulations, nicely done. Warm Smiles, Connie
Richards Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 2:01 PM
I like your fifty shades of brown much better than the Fifty Shades of Grey.....any day......!!! Loved this adorable twist to the contest!
Hendricks Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 1:08 PM
lol. You certainly know your browns. Good write, Ilene, and congratulations on your well-deserved placement. Nice one. :)
Lanre Avatar
May 8, 2013 at 12:52 PM
wow!
Bickerstaffe Avatar
June 20, 2012 at 6:02 PM
You are AMAZING! YOUR cadence didn't falter ONCE! This is fifty shades of HYSTERICAL!!! BRAVO, my dear!!!!! Blessings and Hugs, Keith :)
Britt Avatar
June 20, 2012 at 2:40 PM
LOOOOOOOOVE THIS!!!! lol this was really smart! Fifty Shades of Brown makes ABSOLUTE sense. This poem DEFINITELY defines you as a bonus <3
Collins Avatar
June 4, 2012 at 11:26 AM
I'm laughing like a hyena. don't tell anyone, it's very indelicate.
Dietrich Avatar
June 3, 2012 at 7:18 PM
Now about THIS poem. Outstanding poem on shades of Brown. You blew it out of the water!
Dietrich Avatar
June 3, 2012 at 7:17 PM
hahaha. Did you see my Fifty poem referencing that book title 50 Shades of Grey? I have to tell you something. I googled 50 and that was one of the few things that came up. I had not even heard of it, and then after I wrote my poem, I saw it being discussed right there in a magazine I subscribe to. Isnt' it funny how things just suddenly pop up in our culture?
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