Fifty Shades of Brown

A novel that I haven’t read
Is Fifty Shades of Grey.
I know what it’s about, but why the grey?
I couldn’t say.

The only greys that I could name
Are charcoal, smoke or ash.
But fifty shades of brown?
Now, I could name them in a flash!

There’s mocha, chocolate, bittersweet,
Mahogany and umber;
Burnt sienna, saddle and
More tans that I could number.

Butterscotch and caramel,
Espresso, cocoa, rust;
Copper, coffee, khaki, chestnut – 
There are more, I trust.

Cinnamon and chicory,
Malt and dirt and clay;
Sand and nutmeg, earth and mud
And one I cannot say.

Camouflage, bamboo and beige,
Bronze and fox and mink;
Camel, pecan, palomino – 
Time to stop, I think.

I’ve made my point; as colors go,
I think it’s fair to say
That Fifty Shades of Brown makes sense
Much more than Shades of Grey!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 10/19/2013 10:07:00 PM
Probably a good thing you haven't read it : ) . Clever poem.
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Date: 10/16/2013 9:20:00 PM
this is a very nice win...Linda
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Date: 10/16/2013 8:02:00 PM
Wow....amazing.....congratulations Ilene....
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Date: 10/15/2013 10:11:00 PM
Ilene.. :) Congratulations! --LOVE-- ~SKAT~
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Date: 5/9/2013 12:34:00 PM
Congrats on your win.
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Date: 5/8/2013 9:06:00 PM
Ilene, congratulations... LINDA
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Date: 5/8/2013 8:24:00 PM
I haven't read it either but I have certainly indulged my sweet tooth with enough browns to feed a small country. Congratulations on your big and well deserved win. Lo0ve, joyce
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Date: 5/8/2013 6:50:00 PM
my head is spinning first verse my fav how you do that you are too funny i'm brown with envy oops wrong color i meant gray what one you cannot say oh crap guess i'll have to guess congrats to my dear friend ilene i could go on and on please help me i can't stop sincerely tim ry...
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Date: 5/8/2013 6:19:00 PM
Cleverly written Ilene. It put a smile on my face. Congratulations, nicely done. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 5/8/2013 2:01:00 PM
I like your fifty shades of brown much better than the Fifty Shades of Grey.....any day......!!! Loved this adorable twist to the contest!
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Date: 5/8/2013 1:08:00 PM
lol. You certainly know your browns. Good write, Ilene, and congratulations on your well-deserved placement. Nice one. :)
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Date: 5/8/2013 12:52:00 PM
wow!
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Date: 6/20/2012 6:02:00 PM
You are AMAZING! YOUR cadence didn't falter ONCE! This is fifty shades of HYSTERICAL!!! BRAVO, my dear!!!!! Blessings and Hugs, Keith :)
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Date: 6/20/2012 2:40:00 PM
LOOOOOOOOVE THIS!!!! lol this was really smart! Fifty Shades of Brown makes ABSOLUTE sense. This poem DEFINITELY defines you as a bonus <3
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Date: 6/4/2012 11:26:00 AM
I'm laughing like a hyena. don't tell anyone, it's very indelicate.
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Date: 6/3/2012 7:18:00 PM
Now about THIS poem. Outstanding poem on shades of Brown. You blew it out of the water!
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Date: 6/3/2012 7:17:00 PM
hahaha. Did you see my Fifty poem referencing that book title 50 Shades of Grey? I have to tell you something. I googled 50 and that was one of the few things that came up. I had not even heard of it, and then after I wrote my poem, I saw it being discussed right there in a magazine I subscribe to. Isnt' it funny how things just suddenly pop up in our culture?
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