Fidgety Cats and Feline Pets

Fidgety Cats And Feline Pets (A Parody) Fidgety cats and feline pets go out for a midnight run, Siamese are to rare to ever dare to And in Bali and Mali cats retire from dawn till one. Persian Blues prefer to choose to snooze in the noon day sun And there’s a rumour the Puma will sleep when the day is done. Fidgety cats and feline pets go out for a midnight run. The Ocelot, cares not a jot for the heat of the noon-day sun And the Bengal rarely sleeps at all. At mid-day in Mandalay the Tiger will hunt for fun, But fidgety cats and feline pets go out for a midnight run. The Lion’s roar is no more when the clock strikes one And you will never meet a Cheetah after the setting sun. The Maine Coone will bathe at noon and the Burmese is quite at ease in the rays of the Asian sun, But fidgety cats and feline pets go out for a midnight run. Adapted from ‘Mad Dogs and Englishmen’ by Sir Noel Coward. Barry Stebbings 07/03/18