Feed Them Peanuts

In this land of rhymes, both wild and rare, here comes a tale I’ll weave with care. It’s for those who’ve earned disdainful thoughts, for actions unkind and deceitful plots. Feed them peanuts! Oh, hear my words, then flush them down like pungent turds. Let’s raise our hands, a sign for all, and let that birdy stand nice and tall. Feed them peanuts! A gesture grand, let’s show them love and where we stand. On this bunch let’s shed some light, then with their fluff they can take flight. Oh, in this land where tales unfold, the beautiful people write words of gold. In ivory towers they spin and sit, then silently enjoy my words of wit.