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Favorite Footles

Favorite Footles

An Ailing Hen

Stricken
chicken

Dog Entertainment

Fido’s
slide shows

Overweight Taxi Driver

Flabby
cabbie

Imposter Chef

Baker
faker

Big Guy to Love

Less trim
more him

Shoplifting at the Butcher’s

Bacon
taken

A Fruity Dance

Mango
tango

Mushy Grandpa

Sappy
pappy

Bad Granddad 

Crappy
pappy

Mother Goose Lawsuit

Gander
Slander

Richard Sits on Gum

Sticky
Ricky

Cheeky Flower Child

Lippy
hippy

If Charles had Raised Poultry

Dicken’s
chickens

BFF
Never
sever

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Kim Rodrigues

July 17, 2026 at 5:28 AM

Always so good with these free flying footles! Congrats on top win!

Christopher Delegans

July 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM

Congrats on your win, Andrea. Always enjoy reading your work and this was certainly no different.

Paula Goldsmith

July 16, 2026 at 11:46 AM

Congratulations on your win. What a fun write you have here. Love It... Have a fun day writing away..........

Janice Canerdy

July 15, 2026 at 2:26 PM

Clever, so creative. CONGRATS, Andrea. Janice

Karen Croft

July 15, 2026 at 7:32 AM

Very creative, congratulations on your win!

Andrea Dietrich

July 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM

Thanks, Karen

Natasha L Scragg

July 15, 2026 at 6:29 AM

This is so cool Andrea! Love the way you created a footle for several different things. Some quite funny ones as well. So cleverly done. Like the dogs entertainment and big guy in love.. lol brilliant!! Huge congrats on topping the bill xxx very fun to read :-D

Andrea Dietrich

July 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM

Thanks. Dog Entertainment is the clear favorite of my commenters

Sotto Poet

July 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM

Back with hearty congratulations on your contest win with this stunning footle, Andrea.

Andrea Dietrich

July 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM

Thanks, Sotto

Oliver Mckeithan

July 15, 2026 at 2:25 AM

Congrats on your placement as #1 of 1 Andrea. I like these footles you used. Nice sense of humor

Andrea Dietrich

July 15, 2026 at 12:26 PM

Thanks, Oliver

Howard Kerr

July 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM

Words fail me, Andrea. i gaze in awe at your prolific original talent. An embarrassement of riches that are not in any way embarrassing. Hats off. H

Andrea Dietrich

July 15, 2026 at 12:24 PM

What a super flattering comment. You are a great support for me here at Soup

Anne-Lise Andresen

July 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM

- Congratulations on your win in the footle contest, a joy to read again, Andrea :) - hugs

Andrea Dietrich

July 15, 2026 at 12:23 PM

Thanks, dear

Tom Cunningham

July 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM

You are the footle queen of soup Andrea, congratulations on your win. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

July 15, 2026 at 12:23 PM

You are too kind. And flattery will get you everywhere!

Hiya Sharma

July 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM

Back with heartiest congratulations on the well-deserved win, Andrea! You really do footlessss so impeccably and I need to learn n take notes... :) these brought a smile on my face indeed!

Andrea Dietrich

July 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM

Thanks so much, Hiya

Nazia Sultan

July 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM

Congratulations Dear:) What a delightful collection of footles! "Flabby cabbie" and "Fido’s slide shows" made me laugh. Love the clever wordplay and creativity. Thank you for the smiles. Blessings to you, my favourite poet!

Andrea Dietrich

July 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM

Thanks. I think Fido is my overall winner, judging by comments

David Scott

July 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM

Very funny love the wording xxx

Andrea Dietrich

July 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM

Thanks. These are fun to do

Karen Jones

July 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM

Andrea congratulations on your top win for your lighthearted footle sets. The Dickens one made me giggle! Thanks for entering my contest!

Karen Jones

July 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM

You’re so welcome!

Andrea Dietrich

July 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM

Thanks so much for this very fun contest

Sara Kendrick

July 14, 2026 at 4:33 AM

Andrea, your work is creative and quite humorous. I think those just had to hit you at some point and zap they were written down. Thank you for sharing them with us. Way to go. If for a contest, I would say a great contender. Sara K.

Andrea Dietrich

July 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM

They require some thought but yes, when they hit , it's very nice

sara Etgen-Baker

July 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM

awesome footles from poetry soup's own Footle Queen :-)

Andrea Dietrich

July 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM

Not a queen. Just a fan of footles. Thanks

Anne-Lise Andresen

July 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM

- Fun footle, Andrea :) - I tried one too... but not as good as yours - Best wishes in the contest :) - hugs

David Crandall

July 13, 2026 at 8:13 AM

Haha - Dog Entertainment my favorite!

Andrea Dietrich

July 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM

Good to know what you liked best

Howard Kerr

July 13, 2026 at 6:17 AM

Astonishing humour, creativity, and precise use of rhyming words. Good luck to you, Andrea. Happy Week Ahead, Howard

Andrea Dietrich

July 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM

Thanks, my friend

Alison A Smith

July 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM

Wonderful humorous footles

Andrea Dietrich

July 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM

Thanks

Ink Empress

July 13, 2026 at 3:58 AM

crappy nappy.:: hahah did i just create a footle sweet soul aunt? I wrote one: but i will show you before i post cus well. I am shy! As i am not always good with rhymes. I dont like using my brain but i use my heart to write. Maybe i will post my footle too! Just felt like reading you today after posting an ekphrasis ~ Hugsziezzz

Andrea Dietrich

July 13, 2026 at 5:24 PM

Yes. That one works, sweetie