Fathers' Day Cards

Fathers’ Day’s around the bend And so I need a card. With all the choices, you would think It wouldn’t be so hard. My dad is gone but still I buy A greeting for my spouse. The cards were so pathetic, though, I really need to grouse. The “husband” options either were Too gushy, fake or sappy, With poetry inside that sounded Mawkish and plain crappy. The “funny” cards made references To grills or farts or sex; It’s like the writers had No witty brain cells they could flex. To find a simple heartfelt card I searched through every shelf; It might just work out better If I made a card myself.