Fat Rod

Anybody who knows rod knows he is fat it scares a lot of people no doubt about that whenever people first see rod it's usually punctured by OH MY GOD!!!!!!! It's not really fun living in the same place because every time he falls we have an earthquake he knocks everything over on when he comes in the door and then we yell and he says what was that for and then he comes and eats all our cod because he is just a fat man named rod