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Fascinated by Flea Market Flippers

I am watching a flipper show 
Where pairs of two 
Run around 
A Flea market 
Making deals 
Competing with the other pair 

The entire show Intrigues me 
Delights me 
Excites me 

I want power tools 
And goggles now 
Which is ridiculous 
When you realize I am afraid of a glue gun. 

I really wanted a chainsaw 
For my birthday once 
I got it too 
Sadly my wing span 
Was not long enough 
To pull the cord 

I had an electric 
Mower at the same time 
But of course I ran over 
Her power cord making her rather useless

Here I sit in my Lazy-girl, watching others with fascination.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 2/2/2019 4:52:00 PM
This "Fav" is priceless!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/2/2019 10:32:00 PM
I cannot believe I have run out of episodes already. GRRRRRRR
Date: 2/1/2019 10:40:00 PM
We've had a couple of yard sales - negotiations can be tricky but I always tried to be fair (and I'm afraid of power tools too!)
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/1/2019 10:58:00 PM
I had one yard sale. Bought more of the neighbor's stuff than I sold. Sold $14. Paid $28 for her stuff. A wasted day. I take everything to charity now.