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Fascinated By Flea Market Flippers

I am watching a flipper show Where pairs of two Run around A Flea market Making deals Competing with the other pair The entire show Intrigues me Delights me Excites me I want power tools And goggles now Which is ridiculous When you realize I am afraid of a glue gun. I really wanted a chainsaw For my birthday once I got it too Sadly my wing span Was not long enough To pull the cord I had an electric Mower at the same time But of course I ran over Her power cord making her rather useless Here I sit in my Lazy-girl, watching others with fascination.

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M. L. Kiser

Date: 2/2/2019 4:52:00 PM

This "Fav" is priceless!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/2/2019 10:32:00 PM

I cannot believe I have run out of episodes already. GRRRRRRR

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 2/1/2019 10:40:00 PM

We've had a couple of yard sales - negotiations can be tricky but I always tried to be fair (and I'm afraid of power tools too!)

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 2/1/2019 10:58:00 PM

I had one yard sale. Bought more of the neighbor's stuff than I sold. Sold $14. Paid $28 for her stuff. A wasted day. I take everything to charity now.