Famous Poets

The other day, I was visiting the home page at Poetry Soup
and noticed a picture of a guy named Willie Shakespeare
His poems are okay but I found his plays a bit hard to follow
For example: “To be or not to not to be: That is the question”
Really Billy? I mean you either IS or you AIN’T right?

SO, I commented on some of his poems just to encourage him
and guess what? Not ONE-SINGLE-COMMENT in return!
I even tried Soup Mail offering kind, polite advice and critique
No dice! Zilch! Zero! Perhaps it was the style tips I suggested?
That collar's gotta go...Can you IMAGINE in the midst of summer?
I am now convinced that ego and resentment were involved

So I decided to try Eddie Poe and honestly? His stuff is WEIRD
and Ed, I hate to break this to you but: Ravens don't talk
Did the same with Bobby Frost, Benny Johnson and some others
Same old song and waltz, not a peep out of a single ONE of them

To top it off, I Souped Emmy Dickinson (I wanted to ask her out)
I suggested that she might want to edit the first line of her poem from:
“I dreaded that first robin so" to: 
“I dreaded that first robin like you wouldn’t BELIEVE”
Her silence was deafening.
Just who do these people think the ARE?

Light bulb! Now I know why PS crams them all together on the right hand end.
They feel sorry for these poet wanna-be’s, but not ME. I will continue to mentor
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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A   Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 11:48 PM
TIM, this is a nice little win. always ~LINDA~
Torres Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 9:02 PM
Tim, you're one of the most respective and adored poet I always look up here at PS :O) to have your comment in one's poem is like a commendation.Congrats!!!
A  Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 1:16 AM
Tim Congratulations on your win. Thank you for the support. SKAT
Eastman Avatar
June 29, 2015 at 12:27 PM
I'm not a poet wannabe... LOL... Just own a Dragon who keeps pushing me to write about him... Seems he wants to be famous... Silly Dragon... Yeah! By the way I L.O.V.E.D... this piece of work. Going into my favorites... Honest!
Eastman Avatar
June 29, 2015 at 12:29 PM
PS. You've been a favorite poet for a long time here... Love your fun style.
Dietrich Avatar
June 23, 2015 at 3:47 PM
hahahaha. I LOVE THIS. FAVE!!!! How the heck did they all get so famous? hahahaha
Onclaud Avatar
June 23, 2015 at 1:49 PM
omg, tim.. you are incorrigible and downright hilarious... please be kind to me when you comment on my page.. how are you?... all the best!.. hugggs
Merryman Avatar
June 22, 2015 at 9:16 PM
You are too funny, Tim! I enjoyed reading your humorous poem tonight. Love, Kim
Nance Avatar
June 22, 2015 at 5:40 PM
hahah oh you are so clever and awesome, this brought a huge smile to my face my friend! :)
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