Fairy Head

I know gnomes, princesses, fairies, vampires, and werewolves. The gnome is bent over, curled and short, The princess is pretty, funny, and kind, The fairies all hang out in the park, wearing tie dye, The vampires never go outside, for fear of social judgement, The werewolf tends to be a bit eccentric. As it turns out, I know them all, The gnome is the baker in town, The princess, my niece, The fairies are human rights activists, The vampire is my neighbor And I don't know a werewolf, I'm sure he's out there some where.