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Come home from work See my girlfriend crying She can’t get on face book And whole day she trying Well I try to fix the computer To get she on the internet The girl cries so much Two handkerchiefs soaking wet What’s up with face book? Sending this girl crazy Chatting with Amanda whole day And now she gets so lazy So I call her mother To complain bout she daughter She said she call back later Julie on the computer So went to her father And said she don’t cook no more She on face book since morning Till I come home at four He call me out side He hiding from his wife He said leave face book alone That is part of them women’s life The stove not light for the day All it has is bread and cheese She says darling I’m hungry Go order some Chinese This face book and women Is a bad combination It causing problems in homes All across the nation A woman updating she profile From almost all about When she quarrel with her husband She leaving that part out hannah taking out pix for face book She runs out of lipstick She takes two buses and a taxi Telling the driver to do quick So I call president Obama Tell him face book causing hell He said boy shut your mouth He wants no problem from Michelle Now face book is OK To meet family old and new But do people have to post Every little thing they do A man post he on vacation On the beach in Tobago While he home in couva But nobody don’t know I try to organize some friends To protest against face book When I gone them on the computer These men already hook So I have to stay quiet Because my girlfriend very sweet I pick up the phone and said Darling what you want to eat