Existential Crisis Encompasses Mein Kampf

Offenbach to boyhood, I pined nostalgic Tale of (H)offman woe (mine) linkedin, speedier than quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, fast as fired ballistic soon after conception, when yours truly a mere embryonic nudnik, nonetheless I venture to advance hypothesis fantastic, and farfetched as said theoretic conjecture deoxyribonucleic genetic housed within chromosomal material generic human being eventually coalescing into holistic corporeal and spiritual essence intrinsic being christened Matthew Scott Harris, wherein unbeknownst manifest destiny poetic primate took shape pronouncing his bent quixotic also riddled with predilection toward panic attacks, generalized anxiety frenetic disposition and moost definite laconic demeanor most evident, when he cast characteristic contemplative, intuitive, not necessarily universalistic as unfavorable inherited, plus behavioral trait generally articulate, delicate, intricate... pacific progeny afflicted with psychological honorific schizoid personality disorder deeply affecting mental, physical and spiritual bailiwick rendering him beset with idiosyncratic faulty cognitive mental health issues super tramping, thriving, albeit teetotaling opportunistic mailer daemons upending with horrific, capitalistic, and academic failures, (I will spare thee graphic) details only offering synopsis such as anorexia nervosa, generalized anxiety, obsessive compulsive disorder fatalistic outlook encompassing pathetic purposeless quirky ritualistic counterproductive mindset atavistic beastie boy propensity, who must exit regarding call of the wild this urbane rustic.