Excuse Me Please Pass the Salt

Excuse me please pass the salt Excuse me please pass the salt, I am out of luck hit by a lightning bolt, I am sitting here quiet around this desk, Thinking about which escape route is best. It's a blind date set up by others, Not someone you take home to mothers. I cannot move I cannot speak, The duck I am eating still has a beak, I feel almost sick I feel almost weak, The feeling is real our future together looks bleak. Send me the cheque let me leg it now, I am tired of dinner need to get this some how. He's quite a bit older by the look of his skin The stuble is patchy on his chin. I nose dive into my soup, He's spilled his food onto his suit. I want to hide I want a simple good night, A run in the other direction the no end in sight. They bring out first course second and third, We sit in silence not saying a word. He's not my type or even a maybe, He sucks his fingers to enjoy the gravy,. Ok I am totally and utterly unimpressed. The night was left ruined I wore my best dress. I need a rest I am exhausted and drained. This night will never be the same. Ken you will never be my man I say, I will always be Barbie in every way. Mum calls me and I drop my dolls shhh i say it's in the vault As barbie passes ken the salt.