EVERY FAMILY GOT ONE

Every family got one That one family member who You won't invite to the cook-out Because you know that they'll Do something stupid to turn it out And pissed everyone off, might Even cause a fight to breakout Every family got one That one family member Who's the jokester, who sit Around and tell those tall tales and Have everybody laughing even Though you know they're lying Through their teeth Every family got one That one family member Who's greedy and tries to suck up All the liquor knowing they can't handle it But tries anyway And falls on everyone even the ground Every family got one That one family member who Tots off plates of food To their car claiming not wanting to cook The next day but you know that they're Just being hoggish over food