Ever Again Get Sick

Ever Again Get Sick There are both experience and inspiration That may be mixed with much perspiration Sometimes have feelings of pure desperation Packed bags and went on pleasurable vacation. Other day heard sermon from my preacher Experience with no exception is best teacher If by sore throat found things to be disturbn' Have shot with honey mixed with bourbon. Do gargle down throat to heart's content Spend more time in bed which was well spent And if you will cough and continue to sputter Should east jelly sandwich with peanut butter. After it was gargled and down would swallow Through throat and vocal cords always hollow Being what you had swallowed was so thick No longer will you ever again start to get sick. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn Retired Veteran and Poet