Even Kissed My Sister

Ever received a refund from the government For excitement, nothing even comes close Totally flipped out, danced around like an idiot Even kissed my sister, how gross!!! Going out on the town, gonna eat like a piggie Gonna drink till I lose my sight Probably spend a bunch, then spend some more Till I'm eating Kraft Dinner every night What good fortune but based on my history They've probably made a terrible error Mixed me up with some guy down the street Who resides at 1060, Unit Four Now that I've blown the budget for the year I'll be moving from my current residence Maybe disappear, pitch a tent in the woods Eat blackberries from this day hence Ever received a refund from the government Please listen to this friendly advice Make sure they haven't screwed you around Before you blow what's left of your life! ©Jack Ellison 2012