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Even Kissed My Sister

Ever received a refund from the government For excitement, nothing even comes close Totally flipped out, danced around like an idiot Even kissed my sister, how gross!!! Going out on the town, gonna eat like a piggie Gonna drink till I lose my sight Probably spend a bunch, then spend some more Till I'm eating Kraft Dinner every night What good fortune but based on my history They've probably made a terrible error Mixed me up with some guy down the street Who resides at 1060, Unit Four Now that I've blown the budget for the year I'll be moving from my current residence Maybe disappear, pitch a tent in the woods Eat blackberries from this day hence Ever received a refund from the government Please listen to this friendly advice Make sure they haven't screwed you around Before you blow what's left of your life! ©Jack Ellison 2012

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Date: 12/24/2017 5:37:00 AM
"Till I'm eating Kraft Dinner every night " Lol! Great line. Love how your stories easily take a turn to the outrageous. Always, Laura
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/24/2017 12:09:00 PM
"Till I'm eating KD every night" I'm a senior citizen now and KD is still very much on my menu!!! LOL xxx Bozo Jack xxx
Date: 9/14/2012 11:37:00 AM
You inspire me to work harder on my poems... Great talent you have!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/14/2012 3:03:00 PM
Don't what else to say, Carol! You have inspired me at a time when I really needed it! Thanks oodles and oodles... love Jack xox
Date: 9/11/2012 9:31:00 PM
Good and funny. What a sense of humor you have!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/14/2012 3:05:00 PM
You are so sweet Andrea! Thanks a bunch... love and big hugs, Jack
Date: 9/11/2012 3:11:00 PM
oh i'm very careful of those rebates, give with one hand, take back double with the other... excellent insight here in your poem, Jack..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 9/11/2012 5:42:00 PM
Thanks muchly Harry! Have a good week!

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