Eve Who?

I hate to tell all you Eves out there But Eden was made for man Eve was just a second thought To lend him a helping hand Adam gave that woman everything He even gave her that girl her name She could have been called his help mate But it wouldn't have been the same This was long before those chick flicks And that thing with the toliet seats Adam even gave that apple to Eve So she'd stop eating so many sweets Adam was the garden's Tarzan And Eve, well, she was only Jane Even the serpent had to leave eden He was tired of hearing her complain Now the truth be known that fig leaf Was an XXXXL Remember she ate sweets all day? So that woman had a pretty big tail Now before I get that hate mail You gotta know this was all in fun But Adam was really one cool dude Okay now I'm done No Eves were harmed in the writing of this poem