Eve Who?

I hate to tell all you Eves out there
But Eden was made for man
Eve was just a second thought
To lend him a helping hand

Adam gave that woman everything
He even gave her that girl her name
She could have been called his help mate
But it wouldn't have been the same

This was long before those chick flicks
And that thing with the toliet seats
Adam even gave that apple to Eve
So she'd stop eating so many sweets

Adam was the garden's Tarzan
And Eve, well, she was only Jane
Even the serpent had to leave eden
He was tired of hearing her complain

Now the truth be known that fig leaf
Was an XXXXL
Remember she ate sweets all day?
So that woman had a pretty big tail

Now before I get that hate mail
You gotta know this was all in fun
But Adam was really one cool dude
Okay now I'm done




No Eves were harmed in the writing of this poem

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