Eulogy of My Self-Worth

When I die, there will be no crying It shall be a time to laugh and sing Good times gone but never forgotten Hit the road, Jack! All my friends and family will be there For drink, talk and good fellowship Music and dancing everywhere you look Live and let die! Games and good times galore what a time! Party hats and whistles passed out at the door And let's not forget about the door prizes A copy of the single "Zombie"! I am sure there will be times of sadness here But clever diversions will end that quickly Before long the place will be rockin' It's my party and I'll die if I want to! And to all those that choose to attend Will be blessed with love forever 'Cause I will see who the patrons are Well secluded, I see all! Yeah, it's gonna be a great bash, wish I could make it But as you see I had a prior engagement So drink one or two or three for me too One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer! To my loving family on this day: Daddy loves you very much and is still with you So don't you cry my three little cool kids, I belive it's time for me to fly!