Ernie's Doggie Delimma

ERNIE’S DOGGIE DELIMMA , THIS IS THE STORY OF ERNIE, A WIENER DOG BREEDER HE WOULD BE, SO HE BOUGHT HIS FIRST DOG FOR A HUNDRED BUCKS, AND GAVE HIM THE NAME DOOGIE. HE SAID TO HIS WIFE I HAVE AN IDEA, TO MAKE MONEY BEYOND COMPARE, SO ERNIE BOUGHT DOOGIE A FEMALE, SO DOOGIE HIS LOVE HE COULD SHARE. SO SNUGGLES THE FEMALE GOT PREGNANT, AND I HAD DOLLAR SIGNS IN MY EYES, BUT THEY WERE SO CUTE WHEN THEY WERE BORN, MY WIFE COULDN’T SELL THEM TO MY SURPRISE. AT FIRST I OWNED TWO NOW I OWN FOUR, THEN DOOGIE DID IT ONCE MORE, SO NOW I OWN FIVE, AND YES I AM WIENEE DOG POOR. NO MORE, NO MORE THE DECISION WAS MADE, I HAD THEM ALL NUTERED, I HAD THEM ALL SPAYED, WITH MY POCKETS ALL EMPTY, I CAN’T PAY MY DEBTS, CAUSE ALL OF MY MONEY BELONGS TO THE VETS.