Equestrian First-Class

To become an equestrian first-class
  Jerry had to learn to ride on the grass
    He took off the saddle
    The equus skedaddled
  Poor Jerry! He thought 'bareback' meant bare-hass
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Kauffman Avatar
August 19, 2022 at 11:21 AM
Okay, now that is funny Gershon! My cousin rides dressage and you have given me a new mental image! Thanks for the burst of laughter! Blessings.
Tor Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 10:05 PM
Lol Poor Jerry is days of riding are over...
Rodrigues Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 3:39 PM
That stallion wants nothing to do with Jerry.
Wolf Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 7:33 PM
Jerry was not the Italian Stallion. ~ Rocky Balboa
Edmonds  Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 10:24 AM
Never ride bare-behind on a horse - For you will get a sore bum of course - Sit on a saddle - So bits don’t rattle - When the horse gallops off with force….. Belle
Wolf Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 7:32 PM
I didn't get a sore bum. I got a sore tuchus. lol. Thanks, Belle
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