Epitaph

Here lies the remains of old Ethel Carter she breezed through life as a prolific farter With a tremendous force she passed her last departing this world saying ‘life's been a blast’ Contest Sponsored by Jesse Rowe 9/14/18

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Judith Kerttula

Date: 9/24/2018 11:16:00 AM

lol lol lol I bet you had a great time writing this. Thanks for the great laugh!

Pandita Sietesantos

Date: 9/20/2018 8:22:00 AM

Hahaha - so creative, witty and funny! My friend, I truly wish I had written this one! It's a big winner in my estimation! Love and hugs. Pandita

Anisha Dutta

Date: 9/19/2018 1:33:00 PM

Really good. Shocked it didn't place. Please visit my Epitaph.

Geoffrey Brewer

Date: 9/19/2018 5:07:00 AM

A witty and elegant epitaph, Jan. Deserved a high placement in the contest.

Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/18/2018 4:56:00 PM

I've returned, absolutely astonished that this wasn't a top winner. I guess 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' or some such...Another apt comment might be: 'There ought to be a law!' At any rate, you still have my vote, Jan! Can't stop laughing over this one. Best always, Gershon

Tania Kitchin

Date: 9/18/2018 4:13:00 PM

Ha ha, very funny Jan!

CayCay Jennings

Date: 9/18/2018 8:03:00 AM

Oh, Kyle will love this. Will show him when he gets up. He'll probably floor fall with laughter. I had a grandmother who despite being a Southern lady, loved shocking everyone with this topic and I think Kyle inherited her gassy humor. Very funny, absolutely smells of funny! CayCat

Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/17/2018 9:58:00 PM

Jan, this one takes the cake! Pure comedic genius. I hereby predict a first-place finish in the contest for this one. How can it possibly be topped?! Well-done! ~ gw

Paul Callus

Date: 9/17/2018 2:31:00 AM

This is definitely a blast, too, Jan:) Enjoyable epitaph. Hugs // paul

Warren Doll

Date: 9/16/2018 3:25:00 PM

LOL-such flatus fun, Jan. Excellent! ~ Warren:))

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/14/2018 9:26:00 PM

LOL!

Kevin Shaw

Date: 9/14/2018 6:28:00 PM

Hello Jan, haven't stopped by for a while so thought I'd check in and see what you are up to. This Epitaph is a real stinker LOL, but still good enough to win the contest, love it, regards, Kevin xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 9/14/2018 5:38:00 PM

I suspect some missed her fuming as we have missed your limericks! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2018 4:05:00 PM

aww thanks Rico I hope my muse has returned and the limericks will come back:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 9/14/2018 4:48:00 PM

t'was and ill wind took her.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2018 4:05:00 PM

lol John:-) hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 9/14/2018 1:28:00 PM

You're amazing... I checked Ethel Carter, I've found 346 different Ethel Carters in Google. I bet most of them are prolific farters... All the best.

Pashang Salehi
Date: 9/27/2018 12:57:00 AM

LOL...Honest, there are 346 of them in Google...

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2018 4:03:00 PM

lol Pashang its just a name I made up:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 9/14/2018 9:14:00 AM

This is what I would want on my tombstone if I believed in them. It would be amazing to actually see this in a cemetery somewhere, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2018 4:01:00 PM

lol Caren makes me so glad I'm being scattered or son could put something like that lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandra Haight

Date: 9/14/2018 8:37:00 AM

Oh, my, Jan!!! You are something! Love it! Sure to be at the top of the list! Hugs, Sandra

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2018 3:59:00 PM

got an n/a Sandra but hey ho I've had lots of great comments:-) hugs Jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 9/14/2018 8:30:00 AM

Simply fun one, Jan:) you write them best..

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2018 3:58:00 PM

thanks Jo:-) hugs jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 9/14/2018 7:53:00 AM

This was a gas Jan. Simply hilarious. Wonderfully done and should be at the top in the contest.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2018 3:57:00 PM

It got an n/a Chris but it was a premiere contest so i knew the chance of it placing was slim:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 9/14/2018 7:47:00 AM

Ethel must have been fun at a party Jan as I bet you are too!!! Happy Friday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 9/21/2018 3:56:00 PM

thanks Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 9/14/2018 7:29:00 AM

Lol! You doth not dissapoint dear poetess! I saw "wind" and knew where this was going to go lol, love it! Good luck :)) xomo!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 9/14/2018 7:46:00 AM

May your muse, never shut up ;) <3

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2018 7:36:00 AM

I just couldn't resist lol, been away from soup a while but hope to be more active now:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/14/2018 6:43:00 AM

That would explain all the flowers at her funeral, to mask the whiff lol. Seen lots of gems for the contest and this is another. Good luck. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2018 6:50:00 AM

Lol Tom, i have a lot of catching up to do i have missed so e gems im sure:-) Hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 9/14/2018 6:20:00 AM

Excellent, Jan. I want to book you to write my eulogy. LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2018 6:49:00 AM

Lol Line I would prefer to write a limerick for you whilst you are around to read it! Hugs Jan xx

Winged Warrior

Date: 9/14/2018 5:43:00 AM

It's still lingering...must have been some blast lol...I'm farting & laughing Jan...thanks for the laugh my friend...sure to win...love & gas...^WW^

Jan Allison
Date: 9/14/2018 5:48:00 AM

I just had fun writing ^ww^ not been active for a while but think my muse has returned today, have been away from home for a few days and my batteries are recharged:-) Hugs Jan xx