Entertainer's Wanted

It has been scientifically proven:
Dolphins have bigger brains.

Dial in your radio dials, folks ... wee ooo eee eeeee 
Tune in.  Sitting down is advisable.
We are being contacted by ALIENS ... 

“Attention Earthlings! 
All humanoids of all walks of life 
And ocular orbital colors. 
Come, the Galactic Order of Divinity 
Is calling you to join. 
The clock is ticking! Tik Tok
So, pleeease 
Do reverse engineering. 
We would not want our emissaries 
Lives to go in vain. 
Crash landing!  Rediculous, my friends, 
An unscrupulous cosmic intervention 
With a cosmic twisted invitation to join the galactic race. 
For the Atomic bomb, more twisted by the way, 
Has caught our most worrisome ocular orbitals. 
I mean, wow, what power.  Very scary.  
WE overlook due to most ingenious TV transmissions. 
Redeeming and quite entertaining! 
Aliens are such suckers for a good laugh or cry. 
Calling anyone who has ears to hear. 
There’s a lot of real estate out there in Outerspace. 
A plethora of aliens have joined already and other lifeforms too.
As a matter of fact, a delegation of dolphins 
Have already been dispatched to the Mother ship. 
They were quick to hitch a ride and eager to join. 
Plus, they love to perform. 
What can I say, WE aliens love entertainers.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Be the first to comment on this poem. Encourage this poet.

Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace