Enjoying a 4-Year-Old Dictator Today

Living with a four-year-old dictator 
I had forgotten how it feels
For my own youngest is forty; but now I remember.

He will not let me trim a bush
That hits him in the face as he comes off a slide.
“I like it, grandma!” he protests.

He stops singing when I mention how cute it sounds.
All of the outside chairs have been moved and stacked,
Under the sand pile, their legs sticking out in various angles.

The mulch I put out an hour before he came
Has now been dug up and transplanted.
And not by a groundhog.

“I am not your best friend!” he cries out
Whenever I give him any kind of redirection
As he knows it is non-negotiable

I just got it again 
After refusing to retrieve the ball he kicked
Into the back forty for the hundred and twelfth time.

In another thirty-six years I will probably
Be happily watching this natural athlete’s
Son or daughter kick a ball into the back forty

If I know me, I will also be retrieving it.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Kiser Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 5:18 PM
Never abandon the kid inside of you...it's too priceless.
Krutsinger Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 6:41 PM
If I ever do, I wish I will be gone from this earth.
Mcferran Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 11:28 PM
Four-year-olds make a delightful sort of dictator!! So perfectly penned... ;)
Krutsinger Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 2:32 AM
They truly do love dictating, and at grandmas, I let them rule most of the time.
Bauer Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 4:30 PM
this is absolutely delightful, caren!
Krutsinger Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 2:33 AM
Thank you Ilene. I am putty in his hands.
Jeavons Avatar
April 17, 2019 at 10:27 AM
Had to laugh with this one! Grandchildren are fun aren't they? Mine are all grown now. I do have 5 great grandchildren, but I don't see them much. Loved your poem, especially that last line! Lol! Blessings, Susan
Krutsinger Avatar
April 18, 2019 at 2:34 AM
They are darling! I have ten grandchildren and they will all be here this week ages 3 to 19.
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