E=mc2
Never really quite understood,
so mind boggling it's just no good,
Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity.
E=mc2 he defined as Energy
equals Mass times twice Velocity -
but what's that to a poor wage earner like me?
Armstrong got to the moon thanks to this theory,
I don't believe it at all, it's plain trickery,
surely he was just fooling everybody.
Newton's Law of Gravity I can well understand -
you fall from a tree, you're dead and you're done;
but a hocus-pocus thing like Relativity, no way!
This Einsteinian mind game's not my cup of tea,
it's so ridiculous it could never ever be,
it just won't cut it for me.
Had ole Albert simply said that apple is purple,
orange is not a color and melon is no lemon,
life would be easier for this rotten simpleton.
Ah, might as well just stick to prose and poetry,
won't cause trouble to my mind and body,
not to mention my sanity!
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