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My name is Mr Bunji Nygumba and I am the President of the Bank of Labumba
I write to you with all my heart and faith, I have $800,000000 which I have to place
My family is being persecuted in this land, I have to flee with them, you understand
Please I know that you have seen mails like this before and hoped it would be the last
But I am not like all those people who try to cheat you, like all those in the past
Please send me your bank details on request and I will do the rest
We will share the money in equal parts, that's some for you and some for me
Think what you could do with $200,000000 for your wife and family
So please send your details, phone numbers, car keys and anything else interesting to me
For I am Honest Mr Bunji Nygumba, President of the Bank, you see

Thank you
Mr Bunji Nyguba @aol.com

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 3/3/2014 4:54:00 PM
I loved this. Absolutely brilliant! Can't stop grinning. Thanks! best wishes Alex
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Date: 3/3/2014 6:26:00 PM
Thank you, I am sure you get them too, they are never the brightest stars, hence the deliberate mistake on the signature and the aol.com always sets them apart, as if.
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