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April 22, 2026

Clerihew Poetry Contest

Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

First Place

Bitesize Poetry Contest 

Sponsor: Line Gauthier

Judged N/A

 

 

Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor,
Married eight times, ex-husbands in a galore!
Many more than two coveted Oscars she won,
Dealing with seven grumpy men - not a lot of fun!

Limerick

There once was a goddess named Liz,
With eyes that could make a man fizz.
She would marry by Tuesday,
Then divorce by Wednesday
Till death or a better offer was her biz.
Eight rings on her finger
Here is our Liz Taylor.
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Goldsmith Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your wonderful "Elizabeth Taylor" write. I enjoyed watching her through the years. Have a wonderful week writing away with your win...............
Ray Choudhury Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Thanks, Paula. I didn’t watch many of her movies, but both she and Richard Burton were famous for their roles in movies and their real life!
George Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
She must have had a plethora of mixed experiences, sharing her life with more than seven men. Bearing one man itself is a test...! :) :) Congratulations on your first place win.
Ray Choudhury Avatar
May 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Thank you, Valsa. Ha ha ha, yes. She must have been really strong to handle such experiences with men!
Dietrich Avatar
May 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
She sure was something. A legend! Congrats on your win
Ray Choudhury Avatar
May 10, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Thank you, Andrea. Your poems always inspire me.
Kitchin Avatar
May 10, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Mala, congratulations on your first place win with your wonderful poem. The last line made me laugh.
Ray Choudhury Avatar
May 10, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Dear Tania, I am beaming with joy! Thank you so much for the placement - an honour to be with such gifted poets!
Etgen-Baker Avatar
April 23, 2026 at 4:23 PM
great choice! nicely done, too. Wishing you the best with this contest entry, hugs, Sara
Ray Choudhury Avatar
April 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Thank you, Sara. I am not very good at funny poems…just trying. Appreciate your kind words. I haven’t replied to your email yet - Very sorry. I will, soon.
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