Elf On a Shelf

There was once an elf on a shelf
All alone he played with himself
With a tub full of grease
And a glove he found peace
Alone on his shelf this young elf
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Kitchin Avatar
April 11, 2020 at 5:27 AM
Ha ha, a great limerick!
Koplin Avatar
April 11, 2020 at 8:10 AM
Thanks Tania
Rodrigues Avatar
April 9, 2020 at 7:26 PM
A “little” naughty...oh my
Koplin Avatar
April 9, 2020 at 8:16 PM
Sorry, maybe a little much?
Koplin Avatar
April 9, 2020 at 8:16 PM
If it's offensive I can delete.
Krutsinger Avatar
April 9, 2020 at 6:00 PM
Well isn't this fun! I am snickering here.
Koplin Avatar
April 9, 2020 at 6:43 PM
A little naughty but funny I thought.
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