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Elf On a Shelf

There was once an elf on a shelf All alone he played with himself With a tub full of grease And a glove he found peace Alone on his shelf this young elf

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 4/11/2020 5:27:00 AM
Ha ha, a great limerick!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/11/2020 8:10:00 AM
Thanks Tania
Date: 4/9/2020 7:26:00 PM
A “little” naughty...oh my
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/9/2020 8:16:00 PM
Sorry, maybe a little much?
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/9/2020 8:16:00 PM
If it's offensive I can delete.
Date: 4/9/2020 6:00:00 PM
Well isn't this fun! I am snickering here.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 4/9/2020 6:43:00 PM
A little naughty but funny I thought.

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