Vince Suzadail Jr. Poet Rhyme

Electile Dysfunction

I voted for Ronald McDonald for Governor
My local politician said that was rude
But if I had a choice of clowns
I wanted one with food
Now our Congressman’s campaign manager was Pinocchio
He thought he was very lucky
But when the campaign manager faced southwest
His nose was in Kentucky.
After watching all the election ads
I’ve been doubled up with gas
So when you’re done kissing babies 
Politicians can kiss my (Darn! Almost said it again)

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Elizabeth Wesley February 12, 2012 at 8:30 AM You blend truth, humor with clever rhyme Vince. Makes me with I'd written it. Thank you for wandering through my old stuff, so glad you found something to enjoy! :)

Carolyn Devonshire February 13, 2011 at 6:04 PM Vince, Bowden was one of my heroes and I have a photo taken at Penn State with a big statue of Joe Pa. Paterno and Bowden really have a lot of class. Joe's job has been in jeopardy before, but he's managed to hang on to it. Hope he continues to do so. Bowden is traveling, writing books and enjoying life now. I knew him well from my days as a reporter and he treated everyone with respect. Love, Carolyn

Robyn Blauw January 5, 2011 at 11:40 AM Lol, loved that one, gave me a laugh to start the day,,,,,,,,,thanks Vince.

L'Nass Shango January 2, 2011 at 3:28 PM They come to tell the people what they are going to do them, and in the same breath say the people is their boss. Slick! When I hire someone they do what I want them do, and kissing my baby is not of them. Powerful write, brother.

John Loving Iii November 24, 2010 at 1:33 PM i say lol alot and rarely make a sound. but when you made your choice of clowns i really did Laugh Out Loud. John H Loving III

. Dabomb™ November 16, 2010 at 5:59 PM very creative putting a smile on my face... Congrats!!

Ralph Taylor November 8, 2010 at 1:23 PM Congrats, Vince. LOL. Enjoyed. Nice going. Ralph

Francine Roberts November 7, 2010 at 8:17 PM love it , congrats on your win in the contest

Andrea Dietrich November 7, 2010 at 6:19 PM haha, good one. I see how it scored high. Congratulations!

Carol Sunshine Brown November 7, 2010 at 2:29 PM Congratulations on your win Vince in Carolyn's contest. Wishing you the best with your writing and winning in contests. Love, Carol

Audrey Haick November 7, 2010 at 1:55 PM I enjoyed this, Vince...too bad I missed it when it was first posted! Excellent job in composing this! My congratulations on your well-earned win in the contest! Hope you all are have had a beautiful day.. Love, Audrey

Debbie Guzzi November 7, 2010 at 1:14 PM Yeahhhhhhh! Vince, Vince he's our man/ Where is he he's in the can? Loved it Vince, that Kentucky lines a real gem! We should do stand up together like Ricki & Lucie! Congrad's Light & Love

Dr Hitendra Mehta November 7, 2010 at 12:48 PM Vince ....congrats on big win in contest. Nice humorous depiction. Luv/best wishes.......Hitendra Mehta

Daniel Cwiak November 7, 2010 at 11:03 AM Witty write here, Vince. I am surprised that the campaign manager's nose only got as far as Kentucky... Congrats on a great win in the contest. Dan C

John Freeman November 7, 2010 at 9:45 AM Man Vince, this was a smart one, Congratulations on a classic job. Agape, Moses

Carrie Richards November 7, 2010 at 6:52 AM Love it,.....love it!!! I knew you would be able to come up with something hilarious about the election....the title was enough to make me laugh!! Congrats Vince!!!!

Robert A. Dufresne November 7, 2010 at 5:56 AM Had me laughing up a storm this morning, Vince! Still laughing...enjoyed muchly congrats on the well deserved win!

Dr.Ram Mehta November 7, 2010 at 5:40 AM Congratulations on this well deserved win, Vince

Carolyn Devonshire November 7, 2010 at 5:16 AM Outrageously funny, Vince! Congrats on your second-place win. Love, Carolyn

Eamon Duffin November 3, 2010 at 2:59 PM Hi Vince. Thanks for comments. I love this. I thought that only Ireland had politicians like this.They call them, 'Bananas' over here. When they start they are all green They then turn yellow Before long there's not a straight 1in the bunch Cheers, Eamon

Carol Sunshine Brown October 29, 2010 at 12:22 PM Thank you for posting your excellent poetry here at PoetrySoup so we all may read it Vince. Love the humor. May your weekend be one of much joy to you and may it bring inspiration to the end of your pen. Wishing you the best in any contestd you have entered or are going to enter this weekend. Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta October 29, 2010 at 5:31 AM What a nice metaphor you have penned for electile dysfunction, Vince, a superb write dear friend,