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Electile Dysfunction

I voted for Ronald McDonald for Governor
My local politician said that was rude
But if I had a choice of clowns
I wanted one with food
Now our Congressman’s campaign manager was Pinocchio
He thought he was very lucky
But when the campaign manager faced southwest
His nose was in Kentucky.
After watching all the election ads
I’ve been doubled up with gas
So when you’re done kissing babies 
Politicians can kiss my (Darn! Almost said it again)

Copyright © Vince Suzadail Jr. | Year Posted 2010

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Elizabeth Wesley Date: 2/12/2012 8:30:00 AM You blend truth, humor with clever rhyme Vince. Makes me with I'd written it. Thank you for wandering through my old stuff, so glad you found something to enjoy! :) Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 2/13/2011 6:04:00 PM Vince, Bowden was one of my heroes and I have a photo taken at Penn State with a big statue of Joe Pa. Paterno and Bowden really have a lot of class. Joe's job has been in jeopardy before, but he's managed to hang on to it. Hope he continues to do so. Bowden is traveling, writing books and enjoying life now. I knew him well from my days as a reporter and he treated everyone with respect. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Robyn Blauw Date: 1/5/2011 11:40:00 AM Lol, loved that one, gave me a laugh to start the day,,,,,,,,,thanks Vince. Login to Reply

L'Nass Shango Date: 1/2/2011 3:28:00 PM They come to tell the people what they are going to do them, and in the same breath say the people is their boss. Slick! When I hire someone they do what I want them do, and kissing my baby is not of them. Powerful write, brother. Login to Reply

John Loving Iii Date: 11/24/2010 1:33:00 PM i say lol alot and rarely make a sound. but when you made your choice of clowns i really did Laugh Out Loud. John H Loving III Login to Reply

. Dabomb™ Date: 11/16/2010 5:59:00 PM very creative putting a smile on my face... Congrats!! Login to Reply

Ralph Taylor Date: 11/8/2010 1:23:00 PM Congrats, Vince. LOL. Enjoyed. Nice going. Ralph Login to Reply

Francine Roberts Date: 11/7/2010 8:17:00 PM love it , congrats on your win in the contest Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/7/2010 6:19:00 PM haha, good one. I see how it scored high. Congratulations! Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 11/7/2010 2:29:00 PM Congratulations on your win Vince in Carolyn's contest. Wishing you the best with your writing and winning in contests. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Audrey Haick Date: 11/7/2010 1:55:00 PM I enjoyed this, Vince...too bad I missed it when it was first posted! Excellent job in composing this! My congratulations on your well-earned win in the contest! Hope you all are have had a beautiful day.. Love, Audrey Login to Reply

Debbie Guzzi Date: 11/7/2010 1:14:00 PM Yeahhhhhhh! Vince, Vince he's our man/ Where is he he's in the can? Loved it Vince, that Kentucky lines a real gem! We should do stand up together like Ricki & Lucie! Congrad's Light & Love Login to Reply

Dr Hitendra Mehta Date: 11/7/2010 12:48:00 PM Vince ....congrats on big win in contest. Nice humorous depiction. Luv/best wishes.......Hitendra Mehta Login to Reply

Daniel Cwiak Date: 11/7/2010 11:03:00 AM Witty write here, Vince. I am surprised that the campaign manager's nose only got as far as Kentucky... Congrats on a great win in the contest. Dan C Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 11/7/2010 9:45:00 AM Man Vince, this was a smart one, Congratulations on a classic job. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Carrie Richards Date: 11/7/2010 6:52:00 AM Love it,.....love it!!! I knew you would be able to come up with something hilarious about the election....the title was enough to make me laugh!! Congrats Vince!!!! Login to Reply

Robert A. Dufresne Date: 11/7/2010 5:56:00 AM Had me laughing up a storm this morning, Vince! Still laughing...enjoyed muchly congrats on the well deserved win! Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 11/7/2010 5:40:00 AM Congratulations on this well deserved win, Vince Login to Reply

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 11/7/2010 5:16:00 AM Outrageously funny, Vince! Congrats on your second-place win. Love, Carolyn Login to Reply

Eamon Duffin Date: 11/3/2010 2:59:00 PM Hi Vince. Thanks for comments. I love this. I thought that only Ireland had politicians like this.They call them, 'Bananas' over here. When they start they are all green They then turn yellow Before long there's not a straight 1in the bunch Cheers, Eamon Login to Reply

Carol Sunshine Brown Date: 10/29/2010 12:22:00 PM Thank you for posting your excellent poetry here at PoetrySoup so we all may read it Vince. Love the humor. May your weekend be one of much joy to you and may it bring inspiration to the end of your pen. Wishing you the best in any contestd you have entered or are going to enter this weekend. Love, Carol Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 10/29/2010 5:31:00 AM What a nice metaphor you have penned for electile dysfunction, Vince, a superb write dear friend, Login to Reply