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Electile Dysfunction

I voted for Ronald McDonald for Governor My local politician said that was rude But if I had a choice of clowns I wanted one with food Now our Congressman’s campaign manager was Pinocchio He thought he was very lucky But when the campaign manager faced southwest His nose was in Kentucky. After watching all the election ads I’ve been doubled up with gas So when you’re done kissing babies Politicians can kiss my (Darn! Almost said it again)

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Elizabeth Wesley

Date: 2/12/2012 8:30:00 AM

You blend truth, humor with clever rhyme Vince. Makes me with I'd written it. Thank you for wandering through my old stuff, so glad you found something to enjoy! :)

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 2/13/2011 6:04:00 PM

Vince, Bowden was one of my heroes and I have a photo taken at Penn State with a big statue of Joe Pa. Paterno and Bowden really have a lot of class. Joe's job has been in jeopardy before, but he's managed to hang on to it. Hope he continues to do so. Bowden is traveling, writing books and enjoying life now. I knew him well from my days as a reporter and he treated everyone with respect. Love, Carolyn

Robyn Blauw

Date: 1/5/2011 11:40:00 AM

Lol, loved that one, gave me a laugh to start the day,,,,,,,,,thanks Vince.

L'Nass Shango

Date: 1/2/2011 3:28:00 PM

They come to tell the people what they are going to do them, and in the same breath say the people is their boss. Slick! When I hire someone they do what I want them do, and kissing my baby is not of them. Powerful write, brother.

John Loving Iii

Date: 11/24/2010 1:33:00 PM

i say lol alot and rarely make a sound. but when you made your choice of clowns i really did Laugh Out Loud. John H Loving III

. Dabomb™

Date: 11/16/2010 5:59:00 PM

very creative putting a smile on my face... Congrats!!

Ralph Taylor

Date: 11/8/2010 1:23:00 PM

Congrats, Vince. LOL. Enjoyed. Nice going. Ralph

Francine Roberts

Date: 11/7/2010 8:17:00 PM

love it , congrats on your win in the contest

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/7/2010 6:19:00 PM

haha, good one. I see how it scored high. Congratulations!

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 11/7/2010 2:29:00 PM

Congratulations on your win Vince in Carolyn's contest. Wishing you the best with your writing and winning in contests. Love, Carol

Audrey Haick

Date: 11/7/2010 1:55:00 PM

I enjoyed this, Vince...too bad I missed it when it was first posted! Excellent job in composing this! My congratulations on your well-earned win in the contest! Hope you all are have had a beautiful day.. Love, Audrey

Debbie Guzzi

Date: 11/7/2010 1:14:00 PM

Yeahhhhhhh! Vince, Vince he's our man/ Where is he he's in the can? Loved it Vince, that Kentucky lines a real gem! We should do stand up together like Ricki & Lucie! Congrad's Light & Love

Dr Hitendra Mehta

Date: 11/7/2010 12:48:00 PM

Vince ....congrats on big win in contest. Nice humorous depiction. Luv/best wishes.......Hitendra Mehta

Daniel Cwiak

Date: 11/7/2010 11:03:00 AM

Witty write here, Vince. I am surprised that the campaign manager's nose only got as far as Kentucky... Congrats on a great win in the contest. Dan C

John Freeman

Date: 11/7/2010 9:45:00 AM

Man Vince, this was a smart one, Congratulations on a classic job. Agape, Moses

Carrie Richards

Date: 11/7/2010 6:52:00 AM

Love it,.....love it!!! I knew you would be able to come up with something hilarious about the election....the title was enough to make me laugh!! Congrats Vince!!!!

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 11/7/2010 5:56:00 AM

Had me laughing up a storm this morning, Vince! Still laughing...enjoyed muchly congrats on the well deserved win!

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 11/7/2010 5:40:00 AM

Congratulations on this well deserved win, Vince

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 11/7/2010 5:16:00 AM

Outrageously funny, Vince! Congrats on your second-place win. Love, Carolyn

Eamon Duffin

Date: 11/3/2010 2:59:00 PM

Hi Vince. Thanks for comments. I love this. I thought that only Ireland had politicians like this.They call them, 'Bananas' over here. When they start they are all green They then turn yellow Before long there's not a straight 1in the bunch Cheers, Eamon

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 10/29/2010 12:22:00 PM

Thank you for posting your excellent poetry here at PoetrySoup so we all may read it Vince. Love the humor. May your weekend be one of much joy to you and may it bring inspiration to the end of your pen. Wishing you the best in any contestd you have entered or are going to enter this weekend. Love, Carol

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 10/29/2010 5:31:00 AM

What a nice metaphor you have penned for electile dysfunction, Vince, a superb write dear friend,