Egged

(This is a fictional poem) When I was eight, I went trick or treating as Mickey Mouse. When a man refused to give me some candy, I egged his house. My friends started cheering because they were proud of me. But I didn't know that the man has a son who's seven feet three. He ripped off my costume and I forgot to wear anything underneath. I had to cover my genitalia and my butt with a rock and a leaf. I have something very important to say to you. Don't egg anybody's house because they might have a son who's over seven feet tall too.