EGG NOG DRUNK SANTA
He tied the booze all on
You read it right
Christmas Eve night
Grandma can be very persuasive
She got Santa to indulge in a drink
Grandma stated, “Santa was hers for tonight, and kids will have to wait
Heaven’s sake
Santa was going to be her date
Santa was sipping Egg Nog in taste being a sip and completely under its spell
Flat out drunk
To make matters worse, Grandma baked rum cookies full of rum
Santa tied it on
What would Ms. Claus say if she knew or witnessed?
That’s another story
Grandma and Santa both drunk
I see why Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Santa has double parked his sleigh with the reindeers
Now city trouble could erupt.
Santa has that night ride, but he is so drunk, he can’t steer and disoriented
He can’t maneuver and be drunk
The principle is for cars will be for steering sleighs
Santa doesn’t even remember that it is Christmas eve and his mission is to the kids all around the world
Grandma wanted Santa’s full attention
How is that possible when they both were drunk
They both crashed on the living room couch knocked out
Santa was in no position even move himself
Grandma’s idea of dash was falling asleep
Santa definitely would be warm in the winter night
His temperature was beyond the norm
Hate to sound like a I love Lucy dialog, but I have a plan
I will be Santa tonight in taking Santa’s place
I can’t let any child be disappointed
Alright reindeer, prepare to fly
Pursue together
Don’t look at me like I am crazy
I am desperate
Off into the night skies
Winter winds who are wise
Let us maneuver without delay
I will explain to Santa after this day
Merry Christmas to all to all, you know the rest.
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