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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required He tied the booze all on You read it right Christmas Eve night Grandma can be very persuasive She got Santa to indulge in a drink Grandma stated, “Santa was hers for tonight, and kids will have to wait Heaven’s sake Santa was going to be her date Santa was sipping Egg Nog in taste being a sip and completely under its spell Flat out drunk To make matters worse, Grandma baked rum cookies full of rum Santa tied it on What would Ms. Claus say if she knew or witnessed? That’s another story Grandma and Santa both drunk I see why Grandma got run over by a reindeer Santa has double parked his sleigh with the reindeers Now city trouble could erupt. Santa has that night ride, but he is so drunk, he can’t steer and disoriented He can’t maneuver and be drunk The principle is for cars will be for steering sleighs Santa doesn’t even remember that it is Christmas eve and his mission is to the kids all around the world Grandma wanted Santa’s full attention How is that possible when they both were drunk They both crashed on the living room couch knocked out Santa was in no position even move himself Grandma’s idea of dash was falling asleep Santa definitely would be warm in the winter night His temperature was beyond the norm Hate to sound like a I love Lucy dialog, but I have a plan I will be Santa tonight in taking Santa’s place I can’t let any child be disappointed Alright reindeer, prepare to fly Pursue together Don’t look at me like I am crazy I am desperate Off into the night skies Winter winds who are wise Let us maneuver without delay I will explain to Santa after this day Merry Christmas to all to all, you know the rest.
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