Edsel

I own something that makes my life a living Hell. I've become a social outcast because I drive an Edsel. When I drive it, I hope that I'm having a nightmare, I hope I'm only dreaming. When women see it, they won't go out with me and they can't stop screaming. Ford almost became a laughing stock because they made this automobile. This is a car that nobody will buy and it's something that nobody will steal. When I try to trade it in at car lots, the dealers shout. I try to calm them down but they always cuss me out. You'd better believe me when I say that this car is hated by all of humanity. Why did I buy it in the first place, it must have been temporary insanity.