Easy Reputation
She had a reputation for being sexually easy.
All the same, she was a sight to treasure.
As she disrobed she said, "I don't do this with just anybody.
Are you really all from the Department of Weights and Measures?
Before any of you get anything from me
I'll need all of you to show me
Your Department of Weights and Measures Employee Picture ID."
The cival servants lined up in an assembly
and each displayed to her rather anxiously
their Department of Weights and Measures Employee Picture ID.
What happened next I can't post on Poetry Soup.
It's Triple X-rated, and that I'll spare you,
because that would be in violation of Poetry Soup's guidelines and rules.
Copyright © Billy Thekidster | Year Posted 2010
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