Easy Reputation

She had a reputation for being sexually easy. All the same, she was a sight to treasure. As she disrobed she said, "I don't do this with just anybody. Are you really all from the Department of Weights and Measures? Before any of you get anything from me I'll need all of you to show me Your Department of Weights and Measures Employee Picture ID." The cival servants lined up in an assembly and each displayed to her rather anxiously their Department of Weights and Measures Employee Picture ID. What happened next I can't post on Poetry Soup. It's Triple X-rated, and that I'll spare you, because that would be in violation of Poetry Soup's guidelines and rules.