Easy Reputation

She had a reputation for being sexually easy.
All the same, she was a sight to treasure.
As she disrobed she said, "I don't do this with just anybody.
Are you really all from the Department of Weights and Measures?
Before any of you get anything from me
I'll need all of you to show me
Your Department of Weights and Measures Employee Picture ID."
The cival servants lined up in an assembly
and each displayed to her rather anxiously
their Department of Weights and Measures Employee Picture ID.
What happened next I can't post on Poetry Soup.
It's Triple X-rated, and that I'll spare you,
because that would be in violation of Poetry Soup's guidelines and rules.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Guzzi Avatar
December 15, 2010 at 4:50 PM
Silly Man LOL...read Black Lace and see what & how you can say anything you want..with the right words..let it be my Xmas gift to you, from one little devil to another. Light & Love Oh Silly One
Mckenzie Avatar
December 15, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Silly Billy~ Thats cute! Merry Christmas thanks for the Christmas greeting! Laura :)
Haick Avatar
December 15, 2010 at 12:01 PM
Hahahaha! Love this Bill! Very witty..can't help but laugh!! Hope you and your family are doing well, especially in this weather. Even though times are tough, I'm kinda glad that you're not working in this weather, Bill. Blessings, peace and joy always, Love, Audrey
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December 15, 2010 at 8:34 AM
hahaha.. how do u think of them all my Wild Bill.. enjoyed with luv..SOUP MAIL...
Roberts Avatar
December 15, 2010 at 8:26 AM
funny one, Merry Christmas!
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