Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Footle

Dutch Struck Out

Watts gnu
Asked Sou

Knot much
Said Dutch

Ewe're late
Four date

Takes walk
Small talk

Tries hug
Slugs mug

Steels kiss
Near miss

Street car
Two bar

Byes bier
Ayes blear

Holds hand
Grate band

Lets dance
Know chance

Yew're drunk
Yew punk

He heaves
She leaves

Head tossed
Git lost

Sou miffed
Left swift

Ewe're tight
Good nite

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Panagiota Romios September 14, 2020 at 12:08 PM You missed replying to Gershon. He deserves a reply, don't you agree Pangie xx Maybe you were just busy? Panagiota Romios September 14, 2020 at 12:12 PM We all make mistakes..let me know if you ever find me so doing?.,,please? Thanks Pangie xx. Robert L. Hinshaw September 14, 2020 at 12:10 PM Thank you, Pangie. Another example of my nonsense! Bob

Carolyn Devonshire August 31, 2020 at 2:12 PM Oh, what a great story told in footle form, Bob! Love all the puns, so I have a new Fave. Hugs, Carolyn Robert L. Hinshaw August 31, 2020 at 3:01 PM Thank you, Carolyn. Honored you consider it a fav. Stay safe - Bob

Lindsay Laurie August 28, 2020 at 4:33 PM G'day Bob ... apart from being a fun footle, this is proof why learning the English language must be a nightmare - thanks again Bob - Lindsay Robert L. Hinshaw August 28, 2020 at 5:12 PM Thanks Lindsay! Eye thru inn sum homophones two liven up thee rite. Best on yew deer friend - Bob

Tom Cunningham August 28, 2020 at 3:38 AM Love these Bob, have just started doing them, theyre so addictive. Tom Robert L. Hinshaw August 28, 2020 at 2:57 PM Thank you, Tom. Footles are a challenge to pull together but are fun in doing so. I look forward to more of them from you very versatile quill - Bob

Gershon Wolf August 27, 2020 at 4:02 PM Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Just great, Bob. You are the master of the Fun and Funny Footles! Let's just say that you put the foot in the footle! Love this one. Thanks, Gershon

Panagiota Romios August 27, 2020 at 3:50 PM Extremely witty! Some went over my pointed head. Just exhausted, sorry! Up till 5 am penning my sonnet that I feel so gratified with)))) We will both enjoy tonight! Panagiota xx Robert L. Hinshaw August 27, 2020 at 5:16 PM I tried to be cute and use homophones which makes for puzzling interpretation. Thank you, Pangie, I cherish your support, comments and encouragement - Bob