Dump Protocol

It isn’t hard to explain You do my head in There, can I make it any more plain You dress like a man Make love like the dead Does anything else need to be said So without further ado I say goodbye from me to you Okay well said Here she comes Right, go for it Darling, darling, you look great New dress, suits your hair Let’s go to lunch Bottle of champagne Let's just celebrate us What the hell is wrong with you You're like one who flew over the cuckoo Just spit it out Darling, there’s something I have to say Let’s get married today What are you saying, have you lost the plot It’s dumping day, not love me nots Now be a man Darling, I would just like to say Don’t say anything Paul, I’m dumping you, goodbye What, you can’t just dump me, you need a build up It’s dump protocol Come back I need to tell you something Come back, don’t go…………………………….