Debbie Guzzi Poet Acrostic

Dumb Broad

D ear Depressed GIRL fiend, Stop whining
U nless you actually think any man wants a
M oping, little losers who has not a wit of
B rains in her head. Consider the fact baby,
B imbo’s seldom keep the man. Did the
R abbit die? Well, we’re more modern
O n that front now, so go pee on a stick
A nd find out if you’re a baby-mama? Does
D addy have a last name?

Disrespectfully Yours
Agony Aunt

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Vicki Acquah May 12, 2014 at 10:26 PM Woe - or Whoa! lol that was nasty -nice ... loved the awesome truth coupled with the phenomenal wordplay.

Nette Onclaud April 4, 2014 at 11:29 PM you just had to lay it straight for her.. great jpb, debbie and what an amazing win!.. huggs Debbie Guzzi April 5, 2014 at 7:43 AM well Agony Aunt did anyway Debbie would be more likely to awww baby her - perhaps Agony would have been doing her the real favor?

Skat A April 3, 2014 at 10:14 PM NICE WIN.... ENJOYED... SKAT

Poet Destroyer A April 3, 2014 at 12:08 PM Debbie, :) Congratulations, the poem's awesome. Enjoyed your vice.... luv LINDA

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl April 3, 2014 at 8:44 AM ooh harsh , congratulations love xx

Jack Horne March 7, 2014 at 2:40 PM LOL, had a chuckle at this one, Debs

Andrea Dietrich March 4, 2014 at 5:16 PM hahaha. Love how you wrote "disrespectfully" This was sure a fun contest once I got myself into this one!! Did you mean Moping in line three?

Eileen Manassian March 3, 2014 at 9:05 AM MORE OVER ANN LANDERS!!! This was sizzling....You sure worked this one, Debbie. Depressed might go and jump off a high rise after reading it, but.....you told her! Debbie Guzzi March 3, 2014 at 10:47 AM you but the woman only gives out agony! That's why they call her that

Kathryn Collins February 24, 2014 at 8:56 AM Okay - excuse me: this is what I meant to comment Aye carumba. I sense a little anger here. Great job. I have not had a drop to drink. love, Kathy Debbie Guzzi February 24, 2014 at 11:00 AM yup it makes me mad, it a weak point of mine I don't seem to have any patience for 'foolish?' people? I'm working on being more accepting?

Kathryn Collins February 24, 2014 at 8:54 AM I can't get it right. I sense a little anger here. My words keep going missing.

Kathryn Collins February 24, 2014 at 8:53 AM Aye c Nice job love, Kathy Kathryn Collins February 24, 2014 at 8:53 AM meant aye carumba

Scott Thirtyseven February 22, 2014 at 6:45 PM Love every word, even if I did miss read 'fiend' on the first glance.

Russell Sivey February 21, 2014 at 10:44 PM This is very awesome, such a wondrous write this poem truly is my friend! I really enjoyed reading this powerfully intriguing piece this evening! What a superior poem, Great Work!!

Robert Pettit February 21, 2014 at 8:37 PM I have met many women who fit that description. One question: In your first line, did you really want to include "fiend" in your writing? You may have missed hitting the "r" key on your keyboard. Debbie Guzzi February 22, 2014 at 7:49 AM I meant fiend, the columnist is meant to cause AGONY, pain, hurt so she's nasty yes?