Dumb Broad

D ear Depressed GIRL fiend, Stop whining
U nless you actually think any man wants a
M oping, little losers who has not a wit of
B rains in her head. Consider the fact baby,
B imbo’s seldom keep the man. Did the
R abbit die? Well, we’re more modern
O n that front now, so go pee on a stick
A nd find out if you’re a baby-mama? Does
D addy have a last name?

Disrespectfully Yours
Agony Aunt

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 5/12/2014 10:26:00 PM
Woe - or Whoa! lol that was nasty -nice ... loved the awesome truth coupled with the phenomenal wordplay.
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Date: 4/4/2014 11:29:00 PM
you just had to lay it straight for her.. great jpb, debbie and what an amazing win!.. huggs
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 4/5/2014 7:43:00 AM
well Agony Aunt did anyway Debbie would be more likely to awww baby her - perhaps Agony would have been doing her the real favor?
Date: 4/3/2014 10:14:00 PM
NICE WIN.... ENJOYED... SKAT
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Date: 4/3/2014 12:08:00 PM
Debbie, :) Congratulations, the poem's awesome. Enjoyed your vice.... luv LINDA
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Date: 4/3/2014 8:44:00 AM
ooh harsh , congratulations love xx
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Date: 3/7/2014 2:40:00 PM
LOL, had a chuckle at this one, Debs
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Date: 3/4/2014 5:16:00 PM
hahaha. Love how you wrote "disrespectfully" This was sure a fun contest once I got myself into this one!! Did you mean Moping in line three?
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Date: 3/3/2014 9:05:00 AM
MORE OVER ANN LANDERS!!! This was sizzling....You sure worked this one, Debbie. Depressed might go and jump off a high rise after reading it, but.....you told her!
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 3/3/2014 10:47:00 AM
you but the woman only gives out agony! That's why they call her that
Date: 2/24/2014 8:56:00 AM
Okay - excuse me: this is what I meant to comment Aye carumba. I sense a little anger here. Great job. I have not had a drop to drink. love, Kathy
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 2/24/2014 11:00:00 AM
yup it makes me mad, it a weak point of mine I don't seem to have any patience for 'foolish?' people? I'm working on being more accepting?
Date: 2/24/2014 8:54:00 AM
I can't get it right. I sense a little anger here. My words keep going missing.
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Date: 2/24/2014 8:53:00 AM
Aye c Nice job love, Kathy
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Kathryn Collins
Date: 2/24/2014 8:53:00 AM
meant aye carumba
Date: 2/22/2014 6:45:00 PM
Love every word, even if I did miss read 'fiend' on the first glance.
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Date: 2/21/2014 10:44:00 PM
This is very awesome, such a wondrous write this poem truly is my friend! I really enjoyed reading this powerfully intriguing piece this evening! What a superior poem, Great Work!!
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Date: 2/21/2014 8:37:00 PM
I have met many women who fit that description. One question: In your first line, did you really want to include "fiend" in your writing? You may have missed hitting the "r" key on your keyboard.
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Debbie Guzzi
Date: 2/22/2014 7:49:00 AM
I meant fiend, the columnist is meant to cause AGONY, pain, hurt so she's nasty yes?
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