Ducking My -Ucking!
The truth in SPADE
Inviting to get LAID
Gabbing on-line
Many options to be WEIGHED
Is she(or a He) RIPE-
to be just my sort of TYPE?
Old enough for a MAN-
to get it on in my Chevy VAN?
Never really FOOLED
Since the pocket protector always RULED
New at the chat LINE
Looking for over twenty
Greet 'em with a pick-me-up
"Say..you're lookin' FINE!"
Hate comin'on STRONG
to a Honey in her THONG
Maybe by sweet singin'
a Paul Anka kinda SONG
If she don't like mushy
I'll become John BELUSHI
by Beltin' the blues
In my Blue Suede SHOES
But then AGAIN
Age ain't my FRIEND
Guess I'm DUCKING a -UCKING
Aren't you glad this is the END?
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